Poor Little Donny Douchebag got his feelings hurt

[Straw Man]

Why is everyone so mean to Trump

The unfairness of it is just so unfair

Seriously though, for a guy is an asshole to virtually everyone he sure is a whiny little bitch

He's the classic pussy who can dish it out but can't take it

All the Denmark PM did was say that his desire to purchase Greenland was absurd

Apparently that's all it takes to make little Donny cry like a bitch

Everyone on the planet already knew it was absurd just like everyone on the planet knows he's a fucking joke

At least she was polite about it.  She could have done a Tillerson and said he was a fucking moron

[SOMEPARTS]

5.5 more years.

[Coach is Back!]

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[Irongrip400]

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Just as dumb as the stupid bumper stickers I use to see with “Hilary 2016, 2020, Michele 2024, 2028, Chelsea, Obama’s kids etc. I realize (hope) you’re just trolling.

[chaos]

All the Denmark PM did was say that his desire to purchase Greenland was absurd

China is pretty interested in it.

(Newser) – Seems President Trump didn't come up with "let's buy Greenland" all on his own. Speaking at a Talk Business & Politics event in Arkansas, Sen. Tom Cotton said he looked into a possible purchase months ago and asked the Danish ambassador about it. "Obviously, the right decision for this country," he told TB&P CEO Roby Brock about Trump's Greenland tweets. "You're joking, but I can reveal to you that several months ago, I met with the Danish ambassador and I proposed that they sell Greenland to us." Cotton said the semi-autonomous Danish territory is strategically situated for America, already houses a US base, and has mineral reserves—which explains China's 2018 attempt to pay off Greenland's government and set up military bases there.

Cotton noted that Trump officials and members of Congress persuaded Denmark to prevent the China deal at the eleventh hour. He and others advised Trump to pursue the purchase, said Cotton, who accused anyone who disagreed of being "blinded by Trump derangement." Yet the issue became a diplomatic headache this week when Denmark's prime minister called the idea "absurd," Danish politicians condemned it, and Trump canceled his pending Denmark trip, per the Guardian. Then on Thursday, former Danish PM Lars Loekke Rasmussen responded to a Trump tweet that criticized Denmark's NATO spending—which "is only at 1.35% of GDP"—by saying Denmark's casualties in Afghanistan were proportionally the same as America's, the AP reports.

[The Scott]

[Desolate]

I'm sure the people of Denmark are upset that he is not coming.

It bothers them.

It doesn't bother the president.

[IroNat]

China is pretty interested in it.

US has had a strategic military base there since the 1940s.

China would love to get their hands on Greenland.