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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2019, 02:20:20 PM »
A nice bush framing a beautiful mons pubis and vagina/labia is king (queen?) in Fortress’ world.

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2019, 03:51:13 PM »
As long as they are on there knees with ass high in air and big arch in back the puss and asshole look great.Dont care much for the look of the puss with woman on her back.

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2019, 04:54:13 PM »
 

The sight of pussy has never turned me on.The hips, ass, thighs, tits, face, small waist....sure...but pussy has always looked like a mess to me unless its a complete inny then im nuetral on it.The sight of a plump ass with a tight ballon knot is hot as hell though.

This.

I have a fetish for the balloon knot.

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2019, 05:20:38 PM »
A nice bush framing a beautiful mons pubis and vagina/labia is king (queen?) in Fortress’ world.

Yeah gotta have some bush,a shaved puss doesn’t do much for me.

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2019, 06:16:32 PM »
I was in a 3 month relationship with a girl purely for having a perfect balloon knot. Her face was a mess, bent jaw like Kanye, saggy tits, but that ass/balloon knot was a thing of beauty.  

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I know what you mean. I saw a girl for 2 months, great body but face was maybe a 6. She had small tits, very skinny but had a perfect looking inny vagina (even had a kid and gave natural birth). Her ass and balloon knot were also absolutely spectacular. They were both a beautiful sight to behold and it turned me on despite her "okay" face. She let me shave them a few times too. Couldn't keep my fingers, dick and tongue out of them  :)

It's funny how this makes a difference. A few months prior to that girl I was seeing an extremely beautiful Brazilian that had a great body and perfect tits. Unfortunately, her vagina was an outey and kind of scary looking. Her asshole was meh, as both her privates were really, really dark compared to her skin. She was also fully shaved so there was no escaping their sight as I always tried not to look.

Is it wrong that I always wanted to have sex or eat her out in the dark? I used to fight with her to NOT get into the 69 position LOL!! She gave crazy head though and always smelled great.


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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2019, 08:26:49 PM »
A nice bush framing a beautiful mons pubis and vagina/labia is king (queen?) in Fortress’ world.

Fckn poetry right there son.

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2019, 08:33:10 PM »

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2019, 02:52:47 AM »
A nice bush framing a beautiful mons pubis and vagina/labia is king (queen?) in Fortress’ world.
I like a hairy battle axe wound wrecked snatch. The bigger the better. Nice and sloppy is how I roll. It turns me on when a beautiful or even average looking woman has a nasty, hairy and gaping cum covered kunt between her beautiful, shapely legs. Don't care for hair on arms, legs or armpits / face. A treasure trail to her belly button is ok. The bush can be trimmed but I don't mind if it blends into her thighs either.

I don't like flat chested woman but will not say to to one that has everything else. Decent sized or large natural tits do it for me. Not really into fake boob implants unless it is well done and still looks natural.

Don't like anal at all. Pussy action all the way!

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2019, 04:05:29 AM »
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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #34 on: September 23, 2019, 05:28:49 AM »
Doubt I could handle her but it sure would be fun trying.

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2019, 06:02:15 AM »
I like a hairy battle axe wound wrecked snatch. The bigger the better. Nice and sloppy is how I roll. It turns me on when a beautiful or even average looking woman has a nasty, hairy and gaping cum covered kunt between her beautiful, shapely legs. Don't care for hair on arms, legs or armpits / face. A treasure trail to her belly button is ok. The bush can be trimmed but I don't mind if it blends into her thighs either.

I don't like flat chested woman but will not say to to one that has everything else. Decent sized or large natural tits do it for me. Not really into fake boob implants unless it is well done and still looks natural.

Don't like anal at all. Pussy action all the way!
Women with bush tend to have stinky pussies.
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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2019, 03:13:18 PM »
Agreed.  I'm not a fan of the beef curtains and the chunky monkey.
Beef curtains make me salivate. :P

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2019, 03:16:14 PM »
Only the straight men will post in this page, may not make 3 pages! its not about thongs, oil or men stretching each other
It is sad that this thread isn't even 3 pages long but what should we expect?

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2019, 03:36:27 PM »
It is sad that this thread isn't even 3 pages long but what should we expect?

Are you implying Getbuggers/Getburglars are teh gey?
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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #39 on: September 23, 2019, 04:27:59 PM »
Hair is repulsive to me.  The average axe wound is more appealing than the average balloon knot.  But, if we are talking about a perfect balloon knot vs a perfect axe wound?  I'll go with the balloon knot.

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #40 on: September 24, 2019, 02:24:45 AM »
Are you implying Getbuggers/Getburglars are teh gey?
Start a thread about what type of cocks are the best and it will be 50 pages long.

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #41 on: September 24, 2019, 05:50:18 AM »
Start a thread about what type of cocks are the best and it will be 50 pages long.
True I pretty much implied that page one 11 post in shit this thread should have balloon knots and pussy shots all day long..
Im at work so I cannot access pics
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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #42 on: September 24, 2019, 09:15:46 AM »
THE BALLOON WOUND


HAIRY KNOT AXE

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2019, 07:40:55 PM »

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2019, 07:49:18 PM »
 

The sight of pussy has never turned me on.The hips, ass, thighs, tits, face, small waist....sure...but pussy has always looked like a mess to me unless its a complete inny then im nuetral on it.The sight of a plump ass with a tight ballon knot is hot as hell though.

I have it on good word that some women find men's genitals gross looking.

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #45 on: September 30, 2019, 09:37:08 PM »
I have it on good word that some women find men's genitals gross looking.

Well - since you mentioned it - how do YOU feel about the appearance of men’s genitals Prime?  ;D

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2019, 10:15:05 PM »

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #47 on: October 06, 2019, 09:35:20 PM »
Waiting for Matt C to chime in, but I think I know his answer

;D ;D ;D

I find that 25-40% of women are self-conscious about the scent that their vaginas contain.

I always try to reassure such women by saying "Don't worry, baby - I like the fishy smell."

I'm a nice guy, eh?

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Re: The balloon knot vs the hairy axe wound
« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2019, 12:05:28 PM »
;D ;D ;D

I find that 25-40% of women are self-conscious about the scent that their vaginas contain.

I always try to reassure such women by saying "Don't worry, baby - I like the fishy smell."

I'm a nice guy, eh?

Hahahaha