I was in a 3 month relationship with a girl purely for having a perfect balloon knot. Her face was a mess, bent jaw like Kanye, saggy tits, but that ass/balloon knot was a thing of beauty.

I know what you mean. I saw a girl for 2 months, great body but face was maybe a 6. She had small tits, very skinny but had a perfect looking inny vagina (even had a kid and gave natural birth). Her ass and balloon knot were also absolutely spectacular. They were both a beautiful sight to behold and it turned me on despite her "okay" face. She let me shave them a few times too. Couldn't keep my fingers, dick and tongue out of them

It's funny how this makes a difference. A few months prior to that girl I was seeing an extremely beautiful Brazilian that had a great body and perfect tits. Unfortunately, her vagina was an outey and kind of scary looking. Her asshole was meh, as both her privates were really, really dark compared to her skin. She was also fully shaved so there was no escaping their sight as I always tried not to look.
Is it wrong that I always wanted to have sex or eat her out in the dark? I used to fight with her to NOT get into the 69 position LOL!! She gave crazy head though and always smelled great.