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Water cremation
« on: November 12, 2024, 01:48:55 AM »
I was thinking of being burned when I go but this looks a lot more efficient
https://www.keefefuneralhome.com/what-on-green-earth-is-water-cremation

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2024, 09:21:33 AM »
Haha, fuck that. Too much effort still. Just strip me naked (NH) and throw me in a ditch. I took myself off of the organ donor list recently (perhaps in haste, but I'll see). I'd rather feed the animals than be used in military explosives tests or have some retard poke and prod my pickled corpse for YouTube videos.

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2024, 02:08:24 PM »
Haha, fuck that. Too much effort still. Just strip me naked (NH) and throw me in a ditch. I took myself off of the organ donor list recently (perhaps in haste, but I'll see). I'd rather feed the animals than be used in military explosives tests or have some retard poke and prod my pickled corpse for YouTube videos.
I did read somewhere about  Doctors laughing & joking about some poor sod as they were removing organs.
Not sure how it all came out probably was a video 🤔
Sick bastards

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2024, 12:51:25 AM »
Haha, fuck that. Too much effort still. Just strip me naked (NH) and throw me in a ditch. I took myself off of the organ donor list recently (perhaps in haste, but I'll see). I'd rather feed the animals than be used in military explosives tests or have some retard poke and prod my pickled corpse for YouTube videos.
No shit! People worry too much about what happens to their useless meat body after they are dead.

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2024, 06:57:11 AM »
No shit! People worry too much about what happens to their useless meat body after they are dead.

I would say itīs better to give something to others when we go, thatīs why iīve a Donor card.
I never used to care about such things until i myself nearly went into the next world.
I mean why not let others live .. ;)

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2024, 11:58:32 AM »
I want to be buried next to bhanks.
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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2024, 02:20:45 PM »
I would say itīs better to give something to others when we go, thatīs why iīve a Donor card.
I never used to care about such things until i myself nearly went into the next world.
I mean why not let others live .. ;)

why don't you just donate blood now

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2024, 08:18:30 PM »
I did read somewhere about  Doctors laughing & joking about some poor sod as they were removing organs.
Not sure how it all came out probably was a video 🤔
Sick bastards

I want someone like my brother or one I trust overseeing the whole operation.  Don't need to be embalmed anesthesiologist style.

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2024, 02:37:11 AM »
I want someone like my brother or one I trust overseeing the whole operation.  Don't need to be embalmed anesthesiologist style.

I will leave my Brain to Science  :D

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2024, 01:20:58 AM »
Hanks wants to be buried face-down, in the Sanchez Cemetary..

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2025, 12:33:53 AM »
The Irish bog (Hill land with thousands of years of decayed vegetation used as peat/turf for fuel) is an excellent preserver of bodies, an uncascked grave on a hillock on a fine spring morning along with sword and a green thong, a fellow ancient getbigger to fill in the grave, with legs in full lotus and a double bicep my final victory pose, it shall be a fine discovery a thousand years later.

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2025, 01:18:30 AM »
The Irish bog (Hill land with thousands of years of decayed vegetation used as peat/turf for fuel) is an excellent preserver of bodies, an uncascked grave on a hillock on a fine spring morning along with sword and a green thong, a fellow ancient getbigger to fill in the grave, with legs in full lotus and a double bicep my final victory pose, it shall be a fine discovery a thousand years later.
You do find some actual Grave stones in remote places, obviously at one time people lived there or nearby.
Vaults & Tombs too.

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2025, 02:27:15 AM »
Yes, not personally though, usually famine graves. Bog bodies are often sacrifices/murders from Druidic times.

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2025, 02:32:01 AM »
Actually I have come across graves near to an old house, better than going to a public cemetery. Not sure if it is legal these days but who gives a fuck.

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2025, 03:02:48 AM »
Actually I have come across graves near to an old house, better than going to a public cemetery. Not sure if it is legal these days but who gives a fuck.
especially old estates in Ireland or Scotland.
I remember going Grouse beating here when i was about 16 at Keir estate as i grew up nearby. Itīs famous for David Stirling who founded the SAS in WW2. I believe heīs buried there too.
I saw Graves on the grounds but never went near them.
the Game Keepers then wore old fahioned clothing & when we had a break we got given hot soup, steak pies , Beer & whisky  :D
I never drank any alcohol but ate a pie & drank some soup. One of the Game keepers got well drunk...hahaha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keir_House#

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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2025, 06:07:05 AM »
especially old estates in Ireland or Scotland.
I remember going Grouse beating here when i was about 16 at Keir estate as i grew up nearby. Itīs famous for David Stirling who founded the SAS in WW2. I believe heīs buried there too.
I saw Graves on the grounds but never went near them.
the Game Keepers then wore old fahioned clothing & when we had a break we got given hot soup, steak pies , Beer & whisky  :D
I never drank any alcohol but ate a pie & drank some soup. One of the Game keepers got well drunk...hahaha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keir_House#

you should have had a few drams.


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Re: Water cremation
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2025, 06:11:18 AM »


I only drunk whisky one time & i was sick as a dog  ;D
all the old guys drunk it but wasnīt for me  :)
A Beer is OK but i was never a shorts guy even when younger.