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NaturalWonder83

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My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« on: April 04, 2020, 07:55:26 PM »
Hello:
We’ve survived the Polio outbreak. We’ve survived HIV needles stabbing people. Bird Flu, Spanish Flu, Ebola, SARS, Mad Cow, we’ve survived.
Gyms are shut down. Even though for years we’ve trained among HIV+ members, people with Hep C, exposed to MRSA, people not washing their hands after using the bathroom. Spitting, coughing, not wiping their sweat.
Our shelves have been wiped clean here at East Coast grocery stores. I’ve seen 4 rolls of Toilet Paper cost $14.00.
I’ve seen neighbors isolate themselves and not speak to anyone. I’ve seen them rush past houses of friends so they do not get stopped to chat.
I’ve been laid off, and have no idea of when my job is opening or if it ever will.
I spend the days working out with my cinder blocks-farmers walks, squats, overhead presses with them. Jogging, pushups, pull-ups, etc.
My favorite pizza parlor doesn’t accept cash anymore. Because apparently cash is suddenly dirty? Like it was clean all these years before.
The times are changing.
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2020, 08:19:19 PM »
Hello:
We’ve survived the Polio outbreak. We’ve survived HIV needles stabbing people. Bird Flu, Spanish Flu, Ebola, SARS, Mad Cow, we’ve survived.
Gyms are shut down. Even though for years we’ve trained among HIV+ members, people with Hep C, exposed to MRSA, people not washing their hands after using the bathroom. Spitting, coughing, not wiping their sweat.
Our shelves have been wiped clean here at East Coast grocery stores. I’ve seen 4 rolls of Toilet Paper cost $14.00.
I’ve seen neighbors isolate themselves and not speak to anyone. I’ve seen them rush past houses of friends so they do not get stopped to chat.
I’ve been laid off, and have no idea of when my job is opening or if it ever will.
I spend the days working out with my cinder blocks-farmers walks, squats, overhead presses with them. Jogging, pushups, pull-ups, etc.
My favorite pizza parlor doesn’t accept cash anymore. Because apparently cash is suddenly dirty? Like it was clean all these years before.
The times are changing faggoty.

Fixed.

Sorry about you being laid off,and all the things you wrote I noticed too.

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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2020, 08:42:02 PM »
Gene, you have a large fan base on the West Coast!
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

NaturalWonder83

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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2020, 08:53:02 PM »
Fixed.

Sorry about you being laid off,and all the things you wrote I noticed too.
thank you
Gene, you have a large fan base on the West Coast!
im headed out west eventually
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2020, 08:56:46 PM »
thank you im headed out west eventually
I'll be waiting for you!
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2020, 08:59:51 PM »
Hello:
We’ve survived the Polio outbreak. We’ve survived HIV needles stabbing people. Bird Flu, Spanish Flu, Ebola, SARS, Mad Cow, we’ve survived.
Gyms are shut down. Even though for years we’ve trained among HIV+ members, people with Hep C, exposed to MRSA, people not washing their hands after using the bathroom. Spitting, coughing, not wiping their sweat.
Our shelves have been wiped clean here at East Coast grocery stores. I’ve seen 4 rolls of Toilet Paper cost $14.00.
I’ve seen neighbors isolate themselves and not speak to anyone. I’ve seen them rush past houses of friends so they do not get stopped to chat.
I’ve been laid off, and have no idea of when my job is opening or if it ever will.
I spend the days working out with my cinder blocks-farmers walks, squats, overhead presses with them. Jogging, pushups, pull-ups, etc.
My favorite pizza parlor doesn’t accept cash anymore. Because apparently cash is suddenly dirty? Like it was clean all these years before.
The times are changing.

Unlike all those others, Kermit was modified in a lab from its' natural occurring state. If it was truly an 100% naturally occurring phenomenon like its' cousin Influenza, why put the world on lock down? I can tell you about Batman but I don't have to tell how I turned Batman into BatFreak (ex-getbiggerv) in a lab, right?

NaturalWonder83

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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2020, 09:07:44 PM »
I'll be waiting for you!
thank you
Unlike all those others, Kermit was modified in a lab from its' natural occurring state. If it was truly an 100% naturally occurring phenomenon like its' cousin Influenza, why put the world on lock down? I can tell you about Batman but I don't have to tell how I turned Batman into BatFreak (ex-getbiggerv) in a lab, right?
scary stuff-people need to wake up and stop infecting others! Stay away
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2020, 09:40:44 PM »
Is your bee situation resolved yet?

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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2020, 09:56:56 PM »
I hope you have a healthy stash of Quest Bars.

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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2020, 07:15:48 PM »
Is your bee situation resolved yet?
NO! Ground bees are around in the summer for me
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2020, 07:18:04 PM »
I hope you have a healthy stash of Quest Bars.
no more-they taste like crap now
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2020, 07:28:27 PM »
Did Haley Breite ever help you out on that situation you had with your son? I think it had to do with a van pool.

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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2020, 10:10:33 PM »
This is how batman became batfreak.  now, where did they interfere with the natural viral replication process? 

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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2020, 10:17:57 PM »
Hello:
We’ve survived the Polio outbreak. We’ve survived HIV needles stabbing people. Bird Flu, Spanish Flu, Ebola, SARS, Mad Cow, we’ve survived.
Gyms are shut down. Even though for years we’ve trained among HIV+ members, people with Hep C, exposed to MRSA, people not washing their hands after using the bathroom. Spitting, coughing, not wiping their sweat.
Our shelves have been wiped clean here at East Coast grocery stores. I’ve seen 4 rolls of Toilet Paper cost $14.00.
I’ve seen neighbors isolate themselves and not speak to anyone. I’ve seen them rush past houses of friends so they do not get stopped to chat.
I’ve been laid off, and have no idea of when my job is opening or if it ever will.
I spend the days working out with my cinder blocks-farmers walks, squats, overhead presses with them. Jogging, pushups, pull-ups, etc.
My favorite pizza parlor doesn’t accept cash anymore. Because apparently cash is suddenly dirty? Like it was clean all these years before.
The times are changing.

You left out the part about not being able to power bottom for Jamal and Leroy anymore.
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2020, 11:24:38 PM »
no more-they taste like crap now

Costco has their own brand of Quest Bars.  Kirkland brand.  Come out to about a dollar a bar and I actually like them better.  The quest pizza's and cookies are fucking good though.  So are most of the Quest chips I've tried.  My daughter is a vegetarian and we will add feta cheese to the cheese quest pizza and it's pretty good.  Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2020, 08:46:28 AM »
Hello:
We’ve survived the Polio outbreak. We’ve survived HIV needles stabbing people. Bird Flu, Spanish Flu, Ebola, SARS, Mad Cow, we’ve survived.
Gyms are shut down. Even though for years we’ve trained among HIV+ members, people with Hep C, exposed to MRSA, people not washing their hands after using the bathroom. Spitting, coughing, not wiping their sweat.
Our shelves have been wiped clean here at East Coast grocery stores. I’ve seen 4 rolls of Toilet Paper cost $14.00.
I’ve seen neighbors isolate themselves and not speak to anyone. I’ve seen them rush past houses of friends so they do not get stopped to chat.
I’ve been laid off, and have no idea of when my job is opening or if it ever will.
I spend the days working out with my cinder blocks-farmers walks, squats, overhead presses with them. Jogging, pushups, pull-ups, etc.
My favorite pizza parlor doesn’t accept cash anymore. Because apparently cash is suddenly dirty? Like it was clean all these years before.
The times are changing.
Laid off!!!!!!!!!!!You've stated you're a firefighter, didn't realize they are letting go of first responders. You can always join Shitzo at Walmart.
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2020, 08:48:41 AM »
I'll be waiting for you!

Sounds like someone is getting some bum sex.

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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2020, 06:32:52 PM »
Did Haley Breite ever help you out on that situation you had with your son? I think it had to do with a van pool.
he did yes.
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2020, 06:34:05 PM »
Costco has their own brand of Quest Bars.  Kirkland brand.  Come out to about a dollar a bar and I actually like them better.  The quest pizza's and cookies are fucking good though.  So are most of the Quest chips I've tried.  My daughter is a vegetarian and we will add feta cheese to the cheese quest pizza and it's pretty good.  Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
ive seen them only at Target in the freezer and will give them a try. Thanks
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2020, 06:34:53 PM »
Laid off!!!!!!!!!!!You've stated you're a firefighter, didn't realize they are letting go of first responders. You can always join Shitzo at Walmart.
get out of my thread. Thanks for your compliance.
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2020, 06:36:03 PM »
This is how batman became batfreak.  now, where did they interfere with the natural viral replication process? 
its a horror show
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Re: My Thoughts on the Kermit-19 Virus
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2020, 06:38:00 PM »
You left out the part about not being able to power bottom for Jamal and Leroy anymore.
fuck off bozo
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