They tried to put a microchip in kwons dick but they couldn't find any evidence of Kwon having a dick there wasn't enough space to implant it.
That would have been
marginally funnier. Only because you have to think about it for a second.
But even then, as Marvin Martian said, penis jokes aren't exactly cutting edge comedy.
In any event, why are you being mean to Kwon? Did he do something to bother you? Honestly, no need to be mean to him and say mean things to him.
Are you actually from a third world country though? I could see why you would be jealous of Kwon, who lives in a superior society.
That being said - and a big part of why I am a huge fan/follower of Kwon's posts is that - it's interesting to see who may actually be beating Canada in its current race to the bottom.
Sweden and Canada are basically neck and neck here. It's too close for me to call, so I am currently giving it a tie!