Robert Pattinson refuses to lift all the time for Batman, says its lookism

[Jizmonkey]

Yes because they don't want a strong male population. Alex Jones' has been claiming for years that they put shit in our water to reduce testosterone. The politicians probably don't want the gyms to open either because they answer to higher powers that want a weak, compromised population.

I wonder if eating your neighbours will increase testosterone?

[Fortress]

It’s Batman. The Dark Knight.

An iconic and loved fictitious hero.

I didn’t not like Pattinson before, but now I do.

Who does he think he is to represent the character in a way contrary to how he is?! It’s like Bond. These are firmly established characters for whom change is NOT welcome.

They are what they are.

Period.

Pattinson is too lazy, pompous and libtarded to be considered for a role as the bat man. He doesn’t respect the huge honour it is to wear the suit and inhabit the character for a film.

This angers Fortress.

[johnnynoname]

Bruce Wayne is about guile, perseverance, strong will (he held a Green Lantern Ring) and being the world's greatest detective (although Ra's Al Ghul would sometimes think that Tim drake was a better detective at times)

All that aside, this is different canon and year one-esque bruce wayne so it's a different interpretation and since it's year one this is young bruce before he got painfully addicted to venom like he did in that bronze age story arc

[The Scott]

loads of real kidults getting worked up about a make believe character in tight lycra

A great many thinking adults tend to get upset when someone messes with the memories of our youth.  I suspect you never really had a childhood worth recalling. 

I'm guessing you spent yours at "Neverland".

[Kwon]

He (Pattinson) doesn't have the work ethic of Henry Cavill or Christian Bale.


He prefers to ruin cheese and pasta in his microwave.

[Humble Narcissist]

Bruce Wayne is about guile, perseverance, strong will (he held a Green Lantern Ring) and being the world's greatest detective (although Ra's Al Ghul would sometimes think that Tim drake was a better detective at times)

All that aside, this is different canon and year one-esque bruce wayne so it's a different interpretation and since it's year one this is young bruce before he got painfully addicted to venom like he did in that bronze age story arc

The issue is that all new interpretations of these characters makes them PC wimps except for the females of course.

[sync pulse]

Shit.  I would've lost weight just to be in some scenes with Hedy Lamar.  What a classic babe she was! 

That's Hedley!!!

[johnnynoname]

That's Hedley!!!

you beat me to it