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You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« on: July 16, 2020, 04:28:03 AM »
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2020, 04:34:18 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 16, 2020, 04:28:03 AM
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Kill myself! He will thank me for it when he gets his body back! :D


(I get back to my original body after, right?)
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Army of One

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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2020, 04:36:15 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 16, 2020, 04:34:18 AM
Kill myself! He will thank me for it when he gets his body back! :D


(I get back to my original body after, right?)

If you kill yourself you die, no going back to old body, you are stuck in this guy or nothingness  :'(
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2020, 04:39:42 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 16, 2020, 04:36:15 AM
If you kill yourself you die, no going back to old body, you are stuck in this guy or nothingness  :'(

Well, it all depends on the bloke


What does he look like?

I am assuming he doesn't own much stocks , have much money.

If he looks like Danny DeVito i'd probably hang myself, if he looks like Taffin , i'd probably teach the Missus a few things or divorce her if she is ugly.
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2020, 04:45:52 AM »
Where is he? All I see is a photo of his nerd Star Wars pc set up
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2020, 04:55:21 AM »
If he would (even remotely) resemble Henda, i'd start a Male stripper career, start a group and call it The Chippenhendas.

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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2020, 05:01:24 AM »
Quote from: Henda on July 16, 2020, 04:45:52 AM
Where is he? All I see is a photo of his nerd Star Wars pc set up
Found him
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2020, 05:04:27 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 16, 2020, 05:01:24 AM
Found him

he is either him or one of these, like streetfighter you get to pick your character.
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2020, 05:20:07 AM »
Jeez big time losers...
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2020, 05:23:38 AM »

he could just deflate her
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2020, 05:31:26 AM »
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Army of One

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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2020, 05:33:37 AM »
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2020, 05:55:36 AM »
When Dr. Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, and I build our tiny house together, we are going to have one room dedicated to bodybuilding and fitness.
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2020, 06:12:24 AM »
So thats sf1900 in that video?
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2020, 09:33:26 AM »
He has Storm Troopers posters on his wall so he is already o.k. with being submissive.  He probably sees his wife as Darth Vader.  His wife is probably as big as Darth Vader.
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2020, 09:46:57 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 16, 2020, 09:33:26 AM
He has Storm Troopers posters on his wall


As well as his screensaver and whatever those stormtrooper looking things are on top of his pc case
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2020, 10:13:33 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 16, 2020, 04:39:42 AM
Well, it all depends on the bloke


What does he look like?

I am assuming he doesn't own much stocks , have much money.

If he looks like Danny DeVito i'd probably hang myself, if he looks like Taffin , i'd probably teach the Missus a few things or divorce her if she is ugly.

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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2020, 10:19:10 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 16, 2020, 04:28:03 AM
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That picture and title should be part of a larger article on a murder - suicide.

Imagine being a cuck and Stars Wars fan at the same time :(.
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2020, 10:23:40 AM »
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2020, 11:01:29 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 16, 2020, 10:23:40 AM
Gotta love the Remington!

Your allegiance has been noted, my friend

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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2020, 11:18:49 AM »
#TEAM BROS PIERCNAN 4 LYFE!
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2020, 10:49:57 PM »
The first thing I would do would be to set fire to everything he owns that's related to Star Wars.  The second thing I would do is get on TRT and eject his pain in the ass wife.  From there I'd take an inventory of resources and assets and plan my next move.
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2020, 10:58:11 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on July 16, 2020, 09:33:26 AM
He has Storm Troopers posters on his wall so he is already o.k. with being submissive.  He probably sees his wife as Darth Vader.  His wife is probably as big as Darth Vader.


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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2020, 11:05:11 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 16, 2020, 05:01:24 AM
Found him


Dude's hilarious - he must be high on estrogen from injecting all that soy.
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Re: You wake up in the body of this man, how do you proceed with your new life?
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2020, 11:12:02 PM »
Why does he feel the need to have his star wars shit all ower the place like a ten year olds bedroom anyway
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