As an adult im really aroused by the whole idea of santa sneaking into my house totally bypassing my defenses and doing as he pleases with and to me. I mean really now and whats next? He flies away on a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer to go spend a year making toys with fairies leaving me behind Absolute raunch at best, at worst its a chomo wet dream of some sort.
I never got a ho like that for Christmas.
