joke of the day

[funk51]

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

[robcguns]

Hahaha not bad.

[Hypertrophy]

lol

[Army of One]

plot twist, the old man is primemuscle and he can only get hard while looking at the male doctor

[hardgainerj]

A Nigerian politician was opportuned to visit Columbia. While there, he met a civil servant who owned several luxury cars and lived in a mansion with several servants.

"How can a mere civil servant be so affluent?" asked the Nigerian.

The Columbian took him to the window and asked, "do you see that road?"

"Yes?"

The civil servant patted his pocket and said, "15%".

So the politician returned to Nigeria. One year later, the Columbian was in Nigeria. When he noticed that the Nigerian now had a more lavish lifestyle than himself, he had to ask, "how manage?".

They went to the window. "Do you see that bridge over there?"

"What bridge?"

The Nigerian pats his pocket and says, "100%".

[funk51]

                               

     watched this movie last night. it starts with a joke.

[Humble Narcissist]

plot twist, the old man is primemuscle and he can only get hard while looking at the male doctor