Penis confirmed.
Oh FFS...yeah, I'm kind of seeing it now, but if it had a vagina, I'm pretty sure I could get over the masculine features.
So...hypothetically, there are straight males who have been conned into having anal sex with men because of "women" like him, right?
Maybe this is why I evolved to have a penchant for giving oral sex...it confirms biological sex. And why I have zero interest in anal sex, and have denied something like five women who asked me. I suppose I'd be open-minded to do it.
Maybe I'll troll the next woman who asks me, and tell her I'll do it, but only if she gives me oral sex after. If she objects, I'll say:
"It's only smellz. It's nuffing. It's only smellz. It's only the smell."
