Not Karl Kox...

[Andy Griffin]

but apparently, he had just cracked him one off:

https://floridanewsroundup.com/f/stroke-of-bad-luck

[robcguns]

Would suck to be busted for that but also quite comical.

[Andy Griffin]

Would suck to be busted for that but also quite comical.

Murder would involve a lengthy prison sentence, but would be far less embarrassing to admit to.

[Taffin]

I mean, I'm happy when I find a bargain in a store too, but Jesus... 

[Humble Narcissist]

Only the best in Florida.

[deadz]

Only the best in Florida.

Best spot in the Country. Those in Libtard States are living a shitty life.

[joswift]

As many know, Florida Wal-Mart's are well known pervert playgrounds,

wasnt Shizzo a Walmart employee at one point?

[Cook]

Didn’t this very same thing happen to NFL tight end Kellen Winslow jr. a few years back.

[Cook]

I mean, I'm happy when I find a bargain in a store too, but Jesus... 

now that’s funny!

[Dave D]

wasnt Shizzo a Walmart employee at one point?

Lol

Didn’t this very same thing happen to NFL tight end Kellen Winslow jr. a few years back.

He was in a Target parking lot.

But he's not going to be in any parking lots for the next 12 years.

[Humble Narcissist]

Lol

He was in a Target parking lot.

But he's not going to be in any parking lots for the next 12 years.

I thought it was 14?

[Dave D]

I thought it was 14?

You're probably right, I just read that he plead guilty last week 2 charges of rape and all the other charges would be dropped.

[Obvious Gimmick]

I’d rather be caught tugging one out than caught in a Walmart

[Kwon]

[Humble Narcissist]

You're probably right, I just read that he plead guilty last week 2 charges of rape and all the other charges would be dropped.

Dude is weird as hell.  When he was on the Cleveland Browns he would wack off on the team plane while traveling to road games.  No one wanted to room with him on the road because he would be constantly jerking off to porn right in the open.  There are numerous other stories of him sexually assaulting women but he was only charged with a few.  He has a smoking hot beautiful wife and he was out raping old homeless women.

[IroNat]

I’d rather be caught tugging one out than caught in a Walmart

That's not nice.