Joe had a great turnout at the dementia ward. He emptied his diaper for all there to see.
Shit expels from both his "caulk-sukka", and from his "Hunter Hog Haven". (Arsehole).
The guy that runs that outfit (Baskin Robins) over there, stuck a bomb-pop in ole Joe's shite-chute.
Out popped Kamel-Toe's Penoris condom.
MSM had a few questions for him, Joe answered with "Skibitty boop bob, an ice-cream shop, pull down her top, if you can coax here away from her pop".