Girlfriend draws up 17-page contract for Tinder flame after dating two weeks

[Van_Bilderass]

He should write a 3 item contract for her:

1. Spread legs

2. Shut the fuck up

3. Make sandwich

[bLuEeYes]

He should write a 3 item contract for her:

1. Spread legs

2. Shut the fuck up

3. Make sandwich

This is why you go back to getbig

[Andy Griffin]

Dude looks ghey...not that there's anything wrong with that...some of my best friends...

https://nypost.com/2021/09/10/girlfriend-draws-up-17-page-contract-for-tinder-flame/

Total cuck.  She will cheat on him with every Chad and Tyrone she meets, and he'll end up apologizing for it.

He deserves whatever ill fate befalls him. 

[Hypertrophy]

It's obvious she's his beard. He wants a contract to avoid any big payouts in the future when she threatens to expose his gay proclivities to his business partners..

[youandme]

Lol, simp. Guess he added absolutely zero to that contract.  Didn’t say anything about sex, kitchen, cleaning, and running errands….which are all compulsory.

Guess one day he will get that added addendum on her taking her shoes off once she enters the apartment.

He signed and pays. Lol

[IroNat]

Nothing more sentimental than Getbiggers.

[Tapeworm]

Fuck her in the ass and then nut in her hair.... use the contract to wipe your dick off afterwards.

Damn, beat me to it.

... put it on the ground and hold her firmly by the hair while she licks her shit off the contract. "Good girl. This is what you're for."




I'm actually a very nice man.

[tacobender]

The girl is a psycho. How do people not see this?

shes not psycho she’s a women in love,she probably has a nice strap on to introduce him too

[Rusty Trombone]

She's no psycho, and she's not hot.

Are you people blind?


She's just a woman spewing  bullshit woman stuff.

This "man" is a raging closet fag hemophiliaca sicko.



And why the fuck is this stupid shit in the news?
This so called contract doesnt have any legal validity.

[Humble Narcissist]

He should write a 3 item contract for her:

1. Spread legs

2. Shut the fuck up

3. Make sandwich

Yes, this is a very one sided contract.  That wimpy looking twink is probably just thrilled to have a girlfriend.

[wes]

He should write a 3 item contract for her:

1. Spread legs

2. Shut the fuck up

3. Make sandwich

Good one Van !!  LOL 

[Cook]

You know I would be out when she tells me I have to read 17 pages regardless of what they might say.

[wes]

You know I would be out when she tells me I have to read 17 pages regardless of what they might say.

No shit .....fuck that.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Mothballs]

17 pages? That’s nearly as long as a MattC post talking about his strongman contest.

[Humble Narcissist]

17 pages? That’s nearly as long as a MattC post talking about his strongman contest.

She's Matt's sister.