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$45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« on: December 16, 2021, 05:53:41 AM »
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/90-day-fianc-star-made-043046145.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

"Over the years, I've gotten a few messages from men and women wanting to buy my worn bras, panties, hair, bath water, etc. I thought farts were super niche, but also something fun, quirky, and different! It's almost like a novelty item!"


Stephanie said the people who typically buy her product "are usually those that like collecting oddities and are either fans of me or members of GetBig!"

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2021, 03:08:18 AM »
People are disgusting. How could anyone want jarred farts? I don’t care who it is or how hot they may be Thats fucking gross. Depraved getbiggers buying all those haha.

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2021, 03:14:19 AM »
People are disgusting. How could anyone want jarred farts? I don’t care who it is or how hot they may be Thats fucking gross. Depraved getbiggers buying all those haha.

My man, Henda, buying up all the jars.
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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2021, 03:15:47 AM »
My man, Henda, buying up all the jars.

Hahahaha

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2021, 04:03:32 AM »
She probably just gets her boyfriend to fart in the jar or just sells empty sealed jars.

This reminds me of a story about a stripper who had a guy that would come into the club and ask her to piss in a glass so he could drink. She would pretend to go to the bathroom and just ask male bar or door staff to piss in a glass for her (much less hassle for guys) and then she'd give that to the guy to drink

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2021, 05:00:10 AM »
Would not drink her bath water.

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2021, 05:04:22 AM »
She probably just gets her boyfriend to fart in the jar or just sells empty sealed jars.

This reminds me of a story about a stripper who had a guy that would come into the club and ask her to piss in a glass so he could drink. She would pretend to go to the bathroom and just ask male bar or door staff to piss in a glass for her (much less hassle for guys) and then she'd give that to the guy to drink

Haha didn’t think of that.

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2021, 05:27:15 AM »
could sell my Jizz

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2021, 05:30:22 AM »
Since pet rocks aren't in style, do you think I could get away with petrified pet dog shit as hard as a rock? 

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2021, 06:13:22 AM »
She probably just gets her boyfriend to fart in the jar or just sells empty sealed jars.

This reminds me of a story about a stripper who had a guy that would come into the club and ask her to piss in a glass so he could drink. She would pretend to go to the bathroom and just ask male bar or door staff to piss in a glass for her (much less hassle for guys) and then she'd give that to the guy to drink

Outrageous!  That's fraud.  No one in the bodybuilding world would ever do that.

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2021, 06:53:59 AM »
 Even on a strict diet of hardboiled eggs, protein powder and garbanzo beans could she fart enough to make 45k. While I don’t doubt there are degenerates that would buy bottled farts I doubt there’s enough to raise that cash

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2021, 09:08:04 AM »
My man, Henda, buying up all the jars.

Haha Im actually quite uppity in that regard mate she could be the hottest looking thing alive lying there naked offering me it on a plate and I probably still wouldn’t fuck her if she farted in front of me

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2021, 10:08:54 AM »
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/90-day-fianc-star-made-043046145.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

"Over the years, I've gotten a few messages from men and women wanting to buy my worn bras, panties, hair, bath water, etc. I thought farts were super niche, but also something fun, quirky, and different! It's almost like a novelty item!"


Stephanie said the people who typically buy her product "are usually those that like collecting oddities and are either fans of me or members of GetBig!"

how is it anything but a novelty item  ???

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2021, 10:14:42 AM »
how is it anything but a novelty item  ???


wouldn’t be surprised if a Fart crypto coin or NFT drops soon

apparently farts in a jar are more expensive than 10mL of test on the UG market

this was from ebay

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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2021, 10:56:00 AM »
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/90-day-fianc-star-made-043046145.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

"Over the years, I've gotten a few messages from men and women wanting to buy my worn bras, panties, hair, bath water, etc. I thought farts were super niche, but also something fun, quirky, and different! It's almost like a novelty item!"


Stephanie said the people who typically buy her product "are usually those that like collecting oddities and are either fans of me or members of GetBig!"
Dirty whore.
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Re: $45,000 in one week selling her jarred farts
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2021, 05:40:12 PM »
Buy a few cans of fart gas, buy a load of jars, profit?