Sausage Dog 

I know somebody with one of those - got it a month or so ago. He's called it 'Kiel' - short for Kielbasa - he's told his Wife that he chose that name because it's Polish for sausage, and everyone loves the name, thinks it's so clever, with the double meaning and all...
And when the puppy is running round chewing things and having fun, this fella says things like "Kielbasa! Stop it you naughty little home-wrecker!"
This fella is laughing his ass off most of the time...
100% True story
