Henda, how would you handle this situation?

[FitnessFrenzy]

A gay friend requested a photo to masturbate to.

[Henda]

Haha what a fucking disgusting request.

Possibly the only gay man I could ever imagine being friends with if I knew in real life is OMR as he his a fine man and an example of how all homosexual men should strive to behave like and be. Otherwise I wouldn’t never have a gay friend but pretending I did for the sake of the question I’d likely have punched him straight in the mouth before he even finished saying his vulgar request. Matt needs to ditch the faggot with immediate effect

[robcguns]

Haha what a fucking disgusting request.

Possibly the only gay man I could ever imagine being friends with if I knew in real life is OMR as he his a fine man and an example of how all homosexual men should strive to behave like and be. Otherwise I wouldn’t never have a gay friend but pretending I did for the sake of the question I’d likely have punched him straight in the mouth before he even finished saying his vulgar request. Matt needs to ditch the faggot with immediate effect

Hahahaha

[joswift]

I would shuffle through the series of photos of me in various camp sexual poses I carry around for such an occasion and let the gentleman select his favourite.

[wes]

[Fortress]

Haha what a fucking disgusting request.

Possibly the only gay man I could ever imagine being friends with if I knew in real life is OMR as he his a fine man and an example of how all homosexual men should strive to behave like and be. Otherwise I wouldn’t never have a gay friend but pretending I did for the sake of the question I’d likely have punched him straight in the mouth before he even finished saying his vulgar request. Matt needs to ditch the faggot with immediate effect

OMR is definitely the only gay dude Fortress would ever offer a mug of root beer.

[FitnessFrenzy]

the original quote is in strong contrast to Matt's hatred toward gays.

It seems pretty obvious he is struggling to acknowledge his own feelings. I can't interpret this another way.

[Flexacon]

Matt = closeted homosexual

OMR = closeted heterosexual

[Matt]

Matt needs to ditch the faggot with immediate effect

LOL!!!!!

I needed the compliment at the time. I should be ok once I dye my hair next week, and get some Crest White Strips. Look good, feel good.

As for the bender referenced in the OP [great post, btw], I sent him multiple PM's on Facebook requesting him to join me at the gym. He has seen the messages, but not replied.

[Walter Sobchak]

I would shuffle through the series of photos of me in various camp sexual poses I carry around for such an occasion and let the gentleman select his favourite.

Much appreciated…you have always treated Wes very well.

[wes]

Much appreciated…you have always treated Wes very well.

You ass !! 

[Walter Sobchak]

You ass !! 

I’m still trying to figure out what you’re doing on Matt Canning’s (the 160 lb steroid guru) Facebook page?

Are you trying to see if he is “durable”?   LOL

[wes]

I’m still trying to figure out what you’re doing on Matt Canning’s (the 160 lb steroid guru) Facebook page?

Are you trying to see if he is “durable”?   LOL

I just checked out his page same as you..............he does seem somewhat durable though. 

[Walter Sobchak]

I just checked out his page same as you..............he does seem somewhat durable though. 

I don’t have Facebook…I’m over 40 and straight.

[wes]

I don’t have Facebook…I’m over 40 and straight.

I go there about once a century or so to wish old friends a Happy Birthday.....the place sucks.

[Walter Sobchak]

I go there about once a century or so to wish old friends a Happy Birthday.....the place sucks.

Seems suspect…🤣