Author Topic: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers  (Read 1113 times)

Marty Champions

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What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« on: September 30, 2022, 07:43:37 PM »
I have about 9 or 10 that a re fecked up
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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2022, 10:42:31 PM »
I think the solution might be to throw them away Johnny........thank me later.

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2022, 12:11:27 AM »
I have about 9 or 10 that a re fecked up

Put them in one of your empty cans of paint and take them to the scrap yard. 

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2022, 12:46:38 AM »
Piece sir.
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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2022, 02:01:26 AM »
I have about 9 or 10 that a re fecked up

You can use the defective can openers to make a nice Halloween display. Maybe a robot or a Terminator

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2022, 02:16:47 AM »
Almost everything we buy in the US is Chinese junk.

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2022, 02:52:34 AM »
I'm using my third one in ten years

Give us a good one, pls!

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2022, 02:59:28 AM »
I'm using my third one in ten years

Give us a good one, pls!
Swiss army knife is probably as good as any.

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2022, 03:02:14 AM »
I sell mine on "www.junk-can-openers.com" and really clean up there...

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2022, 03:39:14 AM »
I can’t remember ever buying a can opener. I must have at some point but damn if I can remember it.

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2022, 05:16:40 AM »
“What does one do with all those pesky bags of trash” Jesus Christ Marty throw your can openers wherever you throw you paint cans after you huff them, in the fucking trash as Wes already said.

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2022, 05:44:30 AM »
“What does one do with all those pesky bags of trash” Jesus Christ Marty throw your can openers wherever you throw you paint cans after you huff them, in the fucking trash as Wes already said.
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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2022, 06:29:06 AM »
put them in the same place you keep all the small off cuts of wood that "might come in handy at some point" and with the half a bag of cement you kept thats now gone hard.

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2022, 10:08:20 AM »
Dr. Rambone says to use one to open up a gallon of Behr Premium Plus, chug the entire thing and then call me in the morning

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2022, 12:33:58 PM »
I have about 9 or 10 that a re fecked up
On your next meth binge you can take them apart and put them back together over and over.
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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2022, 01:20:56 AM »
On your next meth binge you can take them apart and put them back together over and over.
I doubt if he ever comes off the binge he is on.

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Re: What do you do with all those peace of shit can openers
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2022, 11:16:57 AM »
I have about 9 or 10 inches of cock!

How's that bad boy holding up? Please post update pics for the group to peruse.