The author, Olivia Waxman. Waxman is the Nick Walker calves of human decency.
Never could have predicted.

^ Sexless flat cheekbones and a big, mouth-breathing, goonish philtrum don't look particularly disturbing on a woman at all.  

  Is Olivia an Oliver 

 A pretty girl does not an ugly guy make.
Waxman's hit the genetic lottery.
Henry Waxman:
