Technically, one must be a native or an inhabitant of Calabria to be considered Calabrian. I am sure 50% of you wasn't born or currently lives in Calabria. If your mom was born in Calabria, her ethnicity is Italian. Her ancestry might also include Albanians, Romanians, Ukrainians, and other Europeans, also to a lesser degree, Africans, and several other minorities. This means you might be a “Heinz 57”.
This is the same as me saying I am a New Jerseyan because I was born in New Jersey. It is accurate to say that I am an American who was born in New Jersey. Likewise, my maternal grandmother who was born in Brittany, France was French and her ancestry could be Celtic. My ethnicity is 25% French.
As every identifying genetic marker is now rendered moot by this
"sAdministration® of Biden" aka,
"SoB®" and its acolytes because the official
"Self Identifying Marker Prime®" or "SIMP®" means one need only for example, say they are a "Calabrian" (or whatever else they are feeling at that moment in time) and you MUST accept this as
"PHACT®". Given that the officially recognized identifying marker(s) is/are as fluid as a mild overdose of Dulcolax® will render a person's bowels be they fluid or concrete in their
"SIMP®" one must always be fluid in their grovelling.
Now that you've been enlightened by this treatise I am confident that you will never again "offend" any
"Person of Privilege®" aka
"PoP®" again, my friend.

I have probably doomed the World to having these terms picked up by the idiotic
"bAdministration of Biden®" aka,
"BoB®" as Holy Rote.
I suggest chanting the follow mantra for 69 minutes to exorcise the Demoncraps from one's bowels.
Yeah...This was fun to write!