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Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« on: March 18, 2023, 02:24:37 PM »
I just booked a trip with the wife and I in May to Cancun. I can't seem to find swim trunks that fit a guy like me with big quads/hams. They either fit in the waist and are going to split in the legs or they fit the legs but I can fit my wife in the waist with me. What the hell am I going to do?
People that actually lift and have "Platz-like" legs only respond! I don't have time to read bullshit.
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2023, 02:35:39 PM »
Do what Brian does and wear your gf’s underwear.
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2023, 05:33:23 PM »
I don’t have huge legs, but you can tell I lift. I wear Villebrequin and Sundek. Seem to fit nice and be able to show some upper quad without looking like total daisy dukes. Board shorts to the knee are hideous unless you’re surfing, in which case the length comes in handy.
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2023, 05:47:17 PM »
Try Lane Bryant
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2023, 05:51:17 PM »
The cartels will provide them.
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2023, 05:54:31 PM »
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2023, 06:04:56 PM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on March 18, 2023, 05:51:17 PM
The cartels will provide them.
Yes,buying from "Omar The Tent Maker" will ensure that he gets a pair that fits.
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2023, 06:51:46 PM »
Just wear a Gstring
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2023, 07:25:50 PM »
Just swim wearing nothing, let your cock swing side to side
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2023, 08:13:07 PM »
Why don’t you borrow a 2 piece from the wife,  it will come in handy hiding the man boobs
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2023, 12:12:12 AM »
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2023, 05:18:07 AM »
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2023, 05:23:27 AM »
You are "Platz Like" you say??
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2023, 01:11:38 PM »
WalMart.
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2023, 01:15:12 PM »
Quote from: Gym Rat on March 19, 2023, 05:23:27 AM
You are "Platz Like" you say??

Sort of
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Re: Booked At Trip-Need a place that sells swim trunks!
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2023, 02:05:22 PM »
Whatever shorts you wear, wear those.

Fortress does this when he wants a little enjoyment in the surf.

Men don’t specifically buy bathing suits.

That’s phaggot shit.
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