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Walter Sobchak

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Where is Shizzo?
« on: August 21, 2015, 05:35:24 PM »
Since some dick cheese eating prick deleted the last thread, I will ask again:

Did Shizzo die?

Did he finally take our advice and kill himself?

Did the mods finally realize his posts are pure shit and ban him?

Is he boycotting the G&O along with Navy_Mike while the two fucking retards are back?

Is he locked in Josh Duggars basement with Pedollius, Jared Fogle, and Basile?

Enquiring minds want to know!!!!!!
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Walter Sobchak

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Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2015, 05:38:18 PM »
Since some dick cheese eating prick deleted the last thread, I will ask again:

Did Shizzo die?

Did he finally take our advice and kill himself?

Did the mods finally realize his posts are pure shit and ban him?

Is he boycotting the G&O along with Navy_Mike while the two fucking retards are back?

Is he locked in Josh Duggars basement with Pedollius, Jared Fogle, and Basile?

Enquiring minds want to know!!!!!!
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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2015, 07:00:51 PM »
Died in a car wreck few years back, his brother posted from his account letting us know the details. The autopsy showed severe blunt force trama to the throat and rectum , strange thing was the coroner said it all happened just hours before the accident.  If there is a silver lining in all this its that medics said when they arrived he had a huge smile on his face.
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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2015, 07:06:44 PM »
I have it on good authority he is begging for money from junior and recycling beer cans for refund in anticipation of a business trip to Dubai, India.
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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2015, 07:10:24 PM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on August 21, 2015, 07:06:44 PM
I have it on good authority he is begging for money from junior and recycling beer cans for refund in anticipation of a business trip to Dubai, India.
WTF!! My story is way better, he had a rough night of man on man action got loaded on alcohol and semen and went out in a GLAZE of glory
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2015, 07:24:42 PM »
The first story is very believable.

RIP Shizzo.....you won't be missed.
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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2015, 07:31:27 PM »
I think  something serious happened , his baby  ( On this day in history thread)  is dead .
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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2015, 07:41:54 PM »
Quote from: che on August 21, 2015, 07:31:27 PM
I think  something serious happened , his baby  ( On this day in history thread)  is dead .
so let me get this straight, you not ruling out blunt force trama to the rectum and throat ?
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2015, 07:43:05 PM »
Quote from: DanielPaul on August 21, 2015, 07:41:54 PM
so let me get this straight, you not ruling out blunt force trama to the rectum and throat ?

Wrecked his car while he was giving road head to his boyfriend?
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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2015, 07:44:39 PM »
Quote from: DanielPaul on August 21, 2015, 07:41:54 PM
so let me get this straight, you not ruling out blunt force trama to the rectum and throat ?
I'm ruling out blunt force trauma to the throat .
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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2015, 07:46:56 PM »
Quote from: che on August 21, 2015, 07:44:39 PM
I'm ruling out blunt force trauma to the throat .
lol someone should do a shizzo obituary
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2015, 07:48:43 PM »
Do not rule out "drowned by bukkake".
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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2015, 04:29:03 AM »
Quote from: che on August 21, 2015, 07:31:27 PM
I think  something serious happened , his baby  ( On this day in history thread)  is dead .
Nah, I have stopped doing the History thread before. I only brought it back because people kept bumping the thread, and I thought that was a sign that they wanted me to continue.

It's more of a chore for me at this point, and I really don't give a shit about it anymore  :D
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Re: Where is Shizzo?
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2023, 12:30:16 PM »
Did he died???
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