News just in ........
The missing 45yr old man has been found .........
In the toilets of local Fast Crap food store - The stench emanating from the cubicle
was overwhelming to staff & shoppers ........And Specialist HazMat suit wearing fire dept
Specially trained officers attended.
They said his condition was horrific ... Covered in his own shit & blood & pieces of selfie ring with a mixture of what appeared to be Gatorade & Peach cobbler everywhere.......
He claims he was Rag dolled by a late running physique contest........
He was last seen being Fumigated & taken off to the local Nut house
Ranting That he Wasn't Bald & he was there & was going to Win win win.....
Please All Ignore anything & Everything this Raving Delusional idiot says.
Responding to him will only give him Encouragement.
