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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2023, 01:48:26 AM »

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2023, 03:47:26 AM »
Hell yes.

F*ck 'em.

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2023, 08:15:52 AM »
I believe it was the crooning pop-pedo of distinction R Kelly who quite brilliantly stated 'my mind's telling me noooo-oooo-oooo, but my body, my BODY, is telling me yeahhhhhhaaaahhh!!'

What Kelly was trying to highlight was the tension that can arise when one's emotional reactions are incongruent with the calm, considered judgments that one might arrive at by means of deliberation and reflection.

I propose that this is what you're experiencing, Taffin. Would you want to live in a society where this type of despicable, impulse-driven revenge mentality was encouraged? No. Would you feel good if you put this mature, rational conclusion to one side and allowed yourself a moment of indulgence? Of course.

There isn't a person on this planet who experiences these painful dilemmas more frequently than me, and so I'd like to position myself as the devil on your hulking shoulder and pursue some vicarious pleasure here:

Abandon any attempt to reach equilibrium between your thoughts and actions in this instance and treat yourself instead. Piss all over his grave. Dig him up. Football-kick his stupid skull into oncoming traffic. Take photos to send to his family, then re-bury his body with the skeleton positioned to look like he's wanking in his grave in order to amuse archeologists thousands of years from now. And then go home and deny everything to everyone. You were never there.

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2023, 08:38:44 AM »
Taffin have you ever considered using the Weider principle of mind muscle connection in this instance?

I once had a dead goldfish that was disposed of in the toilet. Before flushing it down I envisioned my enemy’s gravesite, and urinated in that watery grave upon the deceased fish. Because of this bodybuilding principle I literally manifested the future in that bathroom, as the said individual was not yet dead but I always had the satisfaction of knowing the incredible disrespect I showed him, while still alive, with the added bonus of not breaking any laws.

Unfortunately I still deal with the trauma of what I put that fish through.

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2023, 08:47:58 AM »
I believe it was the crooning pop-pedo of distinction R Kelly who quite brilliantly stated 'my mind's telling me noooo-oooo-oooo, but my body, my BODY, is telling me yeahhhhhhaaaahhh!!'

What Kelly was trying to highlight was the tension that can arise when one's emotional reactions are incongruent with the calm, considered judgments that one might arrive at by means of deliberation and reflection.

I propose that this is what you're experiencing, Taffin. Would you want to live in a society where this type of despicable, impulse-driven revenge mentality was encouraged? No. Would you feel good if you put this mature, rational conclusion to one side and allowed yourself a moment of indulgence? Of course.

There isn't a person on this planet who experiences these painful dilemmas more frequently than me, and so I'd like to position myself as the devil on your hulking shoulder and pursue some vicarious pleasure here:

Abandon any attempt to reach equilibrium between your thoughts and actions in this instance and treat yourself instead. Piss all over his grave. Dig him up. Football-kick his stupid skull into oncoming traffic. Take photos to send to his family, then re-bury his body with the skeleton positioned to look like he's wanking in his grave in order to amuse archeologists thousands of years from now. And then go home and deny everything to everyone. You were never there.

;D

Taffin have you ever considered using the Weider principle of mind muscle connection in this instance?

I once had a dead goldfish that was disposed of in the toilet. Before flushing it down I envisioned my enemy’s gravesite, and urinated in that watery grave upon the deceased fish. Because of this bodybuilding principle I literally manifested the future in that bathroom, as the said individual was not yet dead but I always had the satisfaction of knowing the incredible disrespect I showed him, while still alive, with the added bonus of not breaking any laws.

Unfortunately I still deal with the trauma of what I put that fish through.
LOL :D

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2023, 03:39:05 PM »
No. I wouldn't get any joy from it. If you think you would get some sense of satisfaction out of it then maybe go for it but otherwise it is just a waste of time.

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2023, 08:42:14 AM »
God this thread delivered - thanks for all the replies GetBiggers, it was a weird question to posit and I couldn't think of a better bunch to pose it to!  ;D

I'd like to try to respond to most of them, so watch this space - but spoiler alert - I'm not going to do it although a couple of people still are...




(ps - I should have added this, but I did bang his Sister around that time too, so...)

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2023, 09:36:41 AM »
Taffin have you ever considered using the Weider principle of mind muscle connection in this instance?

I once had a dead goldfish that was disposed of in the toilet. Before flushing it down I envisioned my enemy’s gravesite, and urinated in that watery grave upon the deceased fish. Because of this bodybuilding principle I literally manifested the future in that bathroom, as the said individual was not yet dead but I always had the satisfaction of knowing the incredible disrespect I showed him, while still alive, with the added bonus of not breaking any laws.

Unfortunately I still deal with the trauma of what I put that fish through.

You made me cry, dude.

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2023, 01:40:26 PM »
Taffin & Co could act out this scene at the bastard’s gravesite.  It might provide some comfort.



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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2023, 07:12:30 AM »
No harm done in my opinion. Piss away, just check wind direction first.

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2023, 08:08:16 AM »
Over here the ultimate sign of disrespect is to put cabbages in his grave, instead of flowers.

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2023, 09:50:50 AM »
Do it, My abusive grandfather,  evil kunt, has had this.
Well deserved

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2023, 11:16:40 AM »
Do it, My abusive grandfather,  evil kunt, has had this.
Well deserved

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2023, 11:27:18 AM »
If it makes you feel better go for it mate he certainly deserves it for his shitbag tactics years back




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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2023, 11:29:38 AM »
That guy definitely deserves a grave pissing for sure. Most circumstances I would not but some people deserve it.

Well according to reports, a pissening has occurred – I did not partake


I voted no before reading the back story.

 :-X

Was this man on morphine at the time?

I would actually say - yes, do it.

No he sold street heroin


if he fukked with your possessions and did not target you directly he couldn't have been the leader of much of a crew.  seems pretty small time.

Yeah like I say it was small town business – just fucking annoying more than anything


What’s the point?  He’s dead, and nobody will know you did it.  It’s nothing but a waste of your time.  Obviously he deserves it but pissing on his grave won’t change the past and it won’t really improve your future.

Living well is the best revenge.

I like this response – and he must have found out about me and his Sister at some point, so there’s that...


This although Wes has a point

Wes is the man 8)


Sounds like this guy is still living rent free from the grave in the heads of the living. What was his Getbig handle?  ;D

Might as well visit with friends and get drunk and do it. Why not?

Missed the boat, already happened yesterday.  I  hear 3 went for it – not drunk – but they didn’t record any evidence


You could always post a whole bunch of bullshit YouTube videos in a 50 page thread of horseshit threats and sackslurper posts, then when it is time to man the fuck up you just claim it was a troll job and spermburping ballswingers slink back into their gloryholes.

Always the wordsmith! ;D


If it makes you feel better sure.

Actually made me feel uneasy, hence the ambiguous nature of the thread – couldn’t decode my logic/feels on the issue


I'm over 16 years old so I say no

Thanks Dad ;)


Something to ponder.

Would pissing on a grave solely by yourself and never telling a soul about it feel the same as having a group of friends all gee each other up, do the act together then talk about it between yourselves for the future decades.

That could be where the line exists. If it brings you no pleasure solo then such an act should not be done under here mentality.

Afraid the herd (if you can call 3 a herd) went ahead with it


I agree with this. Why care about the guy? He's dead, he already lost, and hopefully he had a bad run between those two points.

Yes, this originated a long time ago and I’d more or less forgotten about that life – apart from the times I mention anecdotes on here


A real man would  exhume his body and piss on his burning rotting corpse.  LOL ;D

This is SPARTA! GETBIG!!!

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x2

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And leave it on his mother's porch.

Anyway, you are pissing on grass... what is the point?  In either feeling bad about it or feeling good about it.   It's grass, or a cement/stone marker.

Logical as always, thank you


The question is :

• Would someone piss on a grave to release his frustration for the inability to do anything when the person was alive ? The reason(s) being :

- The law and circumstances did not allow for any satisfying form of retaliation.
- Most conflicts are not worth going too far for, so people act like adults and move on.
- The angered individual legitimately pussied out when he had a chance to confront the now deceased source of his grudge.

• Or would they do it because, well, Schadenfreude is one of empathy's ugly cousins : it may bring someone to silently empty his bladder on a grave while mumbling to himself  "Im glad you're dead" regardless of what happened after the initial "trigger."

It’s more option B there – the glad you’re dead thing.  And there was no pussying about – straighteners were not an option as everything was just denied.  If any of them had been caught they’d have taken a few but that never happened


There are a couple of people that have crossed me.

And if I outlive them their bones will bathe in my piss. Guar-an-teed!

 :o

Note to self:  be nice to beakdoctor


How much morphine was this guy on, Taffin?

Not sure, but he was one of the first people I ever heard of injecting anything recreational – probably less than ESFitness though


Hundreds of years??? What are you a vampire

If vampire = 53 year old fart, then yes


Sounds like an excuse for a bunch of dudes to look at each others wieners.

I wouldn't do it, but I wouldn't be bothered by them doing it. I'd probably suggest they smash the headstone or cover it in graffiti instead. Again I wouldn't go out of my way to do it myself cos I'm lazy like that.

I think that’s the real reason they were reluctant to film the event – wiener shots


I would rather spit on someone's grave.

Hmmm.... now I might go that far but not sure why... intredasting


Hell yes.

F*ck 'em.

Taffy Surprised!


I believe it was the crooning pop-pedo of distinction R Kelly who quite brilliantly stated 'my mind's telling me noooo-oooo-oooo, but my body, my BODY, is telling me yeahhhhhhaaaahhh!!'

What Kelly was trying to highlight was the tension that can arise when one's emotional reactions are incongruent with the calm, considered judgments that one might arrive at by means of deliberation and reflection.

I propose that this is what you're experiencing, Taffin. Would you want to live in a society where this type of despicable, impulse-driven revenge mentality was encouraged? No. Would you feel good if you put this mature, rational conclusion to one side and allowed yourself a moment of indulgence? Of course.

There isn't a person on this planet who experiences these painful dilemmas more frequently than me, and so I'd like to position myself as the devil on your hulking shoulder and pursue some vicarious pleasure here:

Abandon any attempt to reach equilibrium between your thoughts and actions in this instance and treat yourself instead. Piss all over his grave. Dig him up. Football-kick his stupid skull into oncoming traffic. Take photos to send to his family, then re-bury his body with the skeleton positioned to look like he's wanking in his grave in order to amuse archeologists thousands of years from now. And then go home and deny everything to everyone. You were never there.

Congrats Spunk, you just out-Wes’ed Wes!! ;D


Taffin have you ever considered using the Weider principle of mind muscle connection in this instance?

I once had a dead goldfish that was disposed of in the toilet. Before flushing it down I envisioned my enemy’s gravesite, and urinated in that watery grave upon the deceased fish. Because of this bodybuilding principle I literally manifested the future in that bathroom, as the said individual was not yet dead but I always had the satisfaction of knowing the incredible disrespect I showed him, while still alive, with the added bonus of not breaking any laws.

Unfortunately I still deal with the trauma of what I put that fish through.

LMFAO!


No. I wouldn't get any joy from it. If you think you would get some sense of satisfaction out of it then maybe go for it but otherwise it is just a waste of time.

Yes I think so, but I’m still not sure why I was troubled in a deeper sense by the idea...


Taffin & Co could act out this scene at the bastard’s gravesite.  It might provide some comfort.



LOL LOL LOL




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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2023, 11:35:15 AM »
No harm done in my opinion. Piss away, just check wind direction first.

 ;D


Over here the ultimate sign of disrespect is to put cabbages in his grave, instead of flowers.

Did you mean on his grave, instead of the usual flowers?  This is also interesting - thank you


Do it, My abusive grandfather,  evil kunt, has had this.
Well deserved

Sorry to hear that, but I don't think this was as bad as your experience sounds to have been


If it makes you feel better go for it mate he certainly deserves it for his shitbag tactics years back

Well I missed the chance for the group pi55ing, so based on GB advices maybe I just rock up with a couple of cabbages and spit on the thing instead? ;D

(How you doing Pal?  Best Wishes always)
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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2023, 02:42:16 PM »
;D


Did you mean on his grave, instead of the usual flowers?  This is also interesting - thank you


Sorry to hear that, but I don't think this was as bad as your experience sounds to have been


Well I missed the chance for the group pi55ing, so based on GB advices maybe I just rock up with a couple of cabbages and spit on the thing instead? ;D

(How you doing Pal?  Best Wishes always)

Maybe explosively shit on the tombstone? Perhaps load up on copious amounts fried eggs and orange juice prior and wear belt really tight and jog around the cemetery a bit to agitate for added explosiveness.
Doing good my friend hope you are too

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Re: Semi-serious thread - pi55ing on graves
« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2023, 04:39:09 PM »
Maybe explosively shit on the tombstone? Perhaps load up on copious amounts fried eggs and orange juice prior and wear belt really tight and jog around the cemetery a bit to agitate for added explosiveness.
Doing good my friend hope you are too

What I appreciate about you Henda is you’re always willing to go above and beyond what is asked of you. You really go the extra mile with out even thinking about it!