I have a wedding in Seattle in three weeks, damn. At least I won't have to pay for a hotel. I will buy a tent and sleep on the sidewalk. Did I type pay for a tent? I will shop lift a tent since cops can't arrest shop lifters and there is no prosecution. Maybe to save money I will apply for homeless benefits while I'm there so the city will give me some spending cash. Do they have the free cell phone option for the homeless like San Francisco?
In all seriousness I had to cancel my vacation so I can fly across the country to attend a relative's wedding in a city I would never visit under other circumstances. To top it off she is marrying a super liberal that thinks Biden, Pelosi, Newman, and Shumer are great people to run the country.
