Express hydration service he wasn’t ready for.
By a soda bottle...https://www.outkick.com/shoplifter-knocked-out-cold-by-a-2-liter-bottle-of-soda-to-the-head/
This store has a security guard, who isn’t going to let you casually stroll out with anything you haven’t paid for. It also has a sniper armed with 2-liter bottles of soda.
That's great. I wasn't expecting a sideways throw, more of a football pass. The primitive nature of it makes it even better.