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Chris Bumstead - The GOAT of bodybuilding
« on: December 07, 2023, 02:24:18 PM »

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2023, 02:26:25 PM »

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2023, 02:27:55 PM »
Fuck him. His front double bi is trash.

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hes Canadian  :D   and hes 5 time champ

youre just mad hes not in your bushes,....speaking of I wonder who is

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2023, 02:28:07 PM »
For the love of god I fucking hate haney Rimjob, I want to smash his face into the ground and then curb stomp the fuck out of his lifeless body

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2023, 02:36:48 PM »
heyhey
hes Canadian  :D   and hes 5 time champ

youre just mad hes not in your bushes,....speaking of I wonder who is

Not sure - there's room for about 10 guys if you don't mind bumping elbows.  And I should be meeting beakdoctor down there later - he's bringing his iPad for some reason (love a mystery)

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2023, 02:36:55 PM »
heyhey
hes Canadian  :D   and hes 5 time champ

youre just mad hes not in your bushes,....speaking of I wonder who is

Haha, that pic is very impressive just his bis suck. The bushes are not very lively lately, think we need some motivation.

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2023, 03:12:02 PM »
For the love of god I fucking hate haney Rimjob, I want to smash his face into the ground and then curb stomp the fuck out of his lifeless body

his training method/ideas are solid as he focuses on progressive overload using tight/strict from

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2023, 03:13:27 PM »
Not sure - there's room for about 10 guys if you don't mind bumping elbows.  And I should be meeting beakdoctor down there later - he's bringing his iPad for some reason (love a mystery)



Hurry the fuck up, I like seeing movement in them bushes.

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2023, 03:17:51 PM »


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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2023, 03:32:21 PM »
Chris is good for BB IMO... Decent lad..  8)

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2023, 06:49:27 PM »
Fuck him. His front double bi is trash.

The way he can pop his lats in the front double bicep is very impressive.

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2023, 08:02:06 PM »
Fortress is gonna head down to Rob’s bushes to see what all the hubbub is about.

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2023, 08:56:54 PM »
In my opinion, he is like a living, breathing embodiment of the message from the Emperor’s New Clothes. His body is jumbled and battered looking. Body parts are completely out of balance. One of the worst backs in IFBB history. People have noticed and brought to attention his scoliosis ridden back and how it’s mind boggling he’s been allowed to progress to the point he has with his scoliosis back in the state it is. His utter stupid mustache is god awful and is a slap in the face to all of us stuck dealing with him. He’s a blob of wasted space who’s only legacy is his lisp( which many feel his fake), making protein pancakes in blender, and rambling on about sandwiches. He checks out and fades out in interviews, and seems to shake and stumble when he walks in public areas. Fans have reported his nasty attitude when meeting him. He has an unsettling family life, and let’s not forget the dark incident of Melissa Bumstead being arrested for steroids. He needs to go. He has done nothing for the industry except destroy any small bit of improvement and life that the industry had gained since Phil Heath’s reign of destruction.
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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2023, 03:26:16 AM »
Haha, that pic is very impressive just his bis suck. The bushes are not very lively lately, think we need some motivation.

True story. Back when I drank I flipped my truck one night. I knew I was fckd if I got caught so I called a friend and ran down the street to hide in some bushes. It’s pretty rural so I slipped out the other side and my buddy picked me up. We could actually see the 👮 all around the truck. Anyway - while I was waiting I had to shit like a mad dog so I dropped draws and let her rip. Used wife beater to wipe up and took off. I was shit faced so the whole bit was blurry as hell but I passed by a few days later and realized the bushes were not NEARLY as thick as I thought that night.
Cops ended up at my place that morning, but I was totally freaked out that someone must have stolen my truck 😁.
I have no pity for anyone driving drunk and I am ashamed as hell of myself. The bush thing was a real shitty thing to do too..  I hope those weren’t your bushes Rob.

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2023, 03:31:09 AM »
Fortress is gonna head down to Rob’s bushes to see what all the hubbub is about.

It will be a pleasure to have fortress visit the bushes.

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2023, 03:33:23 AM »
Chris is good for BB IMO... Decent lad..  8)
Let his sister do his jail time

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2023, 03:35:19 AM »
True story. Back when I drank I flipped my truck one night. I knew I was fckd if I got caught so I called a friend and ran down the street to hide in some bushes. It’s pretty rural so I slipped out the other side and my buddy picked me up. We could actually see the 👮 all around the truck. Anyway - while I was waiting I had to shit like a mad dog so I dropped draws and let her rip. Used wife beater to wipe up and took off. I was shit faced so the whole bit was blurry as hell but I passed by a few days later and realized the bushes were not NEARLY as thick as I thought that night.
Cops ended up at my place that morning, but I was totally freaked out that someone must have stolen my truck 😁.
I have no pity for anyone driving drunk and I am ashamed as hell of myself. The bush thing was a real shitty thing to do too..  I hope those weren’t your bushes Rob.

You made the right decision by fleeing the crash scene.  Best to run away and turn yourself in the next morning, saying you were so distraught after wrecking your car you couldnt think straight.

Fleeing scene of an accident is a misdemeanor carrying a fine of like $500, far better than the felony + $10,000 you get with a DUI


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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2023, 04:12:37 AM »
francis benefetto and paul-jean guillume are ever prettier :P :P :P

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2023, 04:16:42 AM »
Rusty destroys him

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2023, 04:17:05 AM »
True story. Back when I drank I flipped my truck one night. I knew I was fckd if I got caught so I called a friend and ran down the street to hide in some bushes. It’s pretty rural so I slipped out the other side and my buddy picked me up. We could actually see the 👮 all around the truck. Anyway - while I was waiting I had to shit like a mad dog so I dropped draws and let her rip. Used wife beater to wipe up and took off. I was shit faced so the whole bit was blurry as hell but I passed by a few days later and realized the bushes were not NEARLY as thick as I thought that night.
Cops ended up at my place that morning, but I was totally freaked out that someone must have stolen my truck 😁.
I have no pity for anyone driving drunk and I am ashamed as hell of myself. The bush thing was a real shitty thing to do too..  I hope those weren’t your bushes Rob.

Hahaha, No my bushes are very thick, easy to hide 10-12 getbig members at any given time. Although we have had some people crap themselves on occasion(due to seeing my huge erecetion) they usually clean it up.

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2023, 04:27:38 AM »
Hahaha, No my bushes are very thick, easy to hide 10-12 getbig members at any given time. Although we have had some people crap themselves on occasion(due to seeing my huge erecetion) they usually clean it up.

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i used to tell fellas in poland lets go fuck the same whore and after ask her who did it stronger and harder no one ever took this bet and i even gave them 5 to 1 odds ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2023, 04:07:32 AM »
jesus a masive cock and will beat my ass, best i run :D :D :D

i'm ultra competive and i seeth with anger when a fella is taller than me

i used to tell fellas in poland lets go fuck the same whore and after ask her who did it stronger and harder no one ever took this bet and i even gave them 5 to 1 odds ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2023, 04:14:41 AM »
jesus a masive cock and will beat my ass, best i run :D :D :D

i'm ultra competive and i seeth with anger when a fella is taller than me

i used to tell fellas in poland lets go fuck the same whore and after ask her who did it stronger and harder no one ever took this bet and i even gave them 5 to 1 odds ;D ;D ;D ;D

Not massive just a good bit above average haha.




Hahahahaha.

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Re: Chris Bumstead: The GOAT of bodybuilding
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2023, 04:42:04 AM »
Bumstead has one of the best physiques out there currently, but we are thinking of other things when we are in the Bushels of Love.

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