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carl164

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tulum
« on: January 10, 2024, 10:28:38 AM »
tips for good tulum pharmacies?

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Re: tulum
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2024, 11:03:39 AM »
Oh, Carl.


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Re: tulum
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2024, 11:09:12 AM »
why?

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Re: tulum
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2024, 12:51:17 PM »

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Re: tulum
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2024, 01:00:54 PM »
why?

I’d like to ask you the same question, Carl. Why? Why, Carl? And you better watch your fucking tone with me, compadre.

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Re: tulum
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2024, 06:45:49 PM »
Fuck Tulum.  Shitty ass cesspool.  30 years ago it was a secluded paradise.  20 years ago it was an upcoming secret party place.  10 years ago the cartels ruined every fucking thing.  After it turned into a horrendous tourist trap, the usual taxi/scooter/rental scams started popping up.  Party venues always oversold (surprise!) and the events themselves are worse than a high school talent show.  Shitty food, some of the worse I have ever had.  Beaches are seaweed infested and the best areas are blocked off by hotels (of course) who try to charge you just for walking in their space.  I mean you literally can not walk down the beach without some skinny bitch running up and telling you it costs money for "access".   It is no secret the local police will rip you off for any infraction at all.   I am not a fan of shady Mex pharm, but if I absolutely *had* to, I would stick with PV, Cozumel, or Cabo. 

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Re: tulum
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2024, 07:04:02 PM »

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Re: tulum
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2024, 07:06:01 PM »
why?

There's guys you can hit, and guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but he's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a ruling on this right now: moderate your tone.

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Re: tulum
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2024, 04:02:05 AM »
thx for info lurkernomore.

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Re: tulum
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2024, 04:05:26 AM »
thx for info lurkernomore.
Always modulate your tone, and please address his as "Sir Lurker".......you have been put on notice Carl.........don`t make the same mistake twice.

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Re: tulum
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2024, 07:32:51 AM »
Trial and error dude. There’s tons of them. Practice your Spanish a bit.

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Re: tulum
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2024, 07:40:54 AM »
The tone is all wrong in here

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Re: tulum
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2024, 07:45:06 AM »
Trial and error dude. There’s tons of them. Practice your Spanish a bit.

"Donde esta el Dianabol?" working or not?


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Re: tulum
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2024, 07:58:07 AM »
Fuck Tulum.  Shitty ass cesspool.  30 years ago it was a secluded paradise.  20 years ago it was an upcoming secret party place.  10 years ago the cartels ruined every fucking thing.  After it turned into a horrendous tourist trap, the usual taxi/scooter/rental scams started popping up.  Party venues always oversold (surprise!) and the events themselves are worse than a high school talent show.  Shitty food, some of the worse I have ever had.  Beaches are seaweed infested and the best areas are blocked off by hotels (of course) who try to charge you just for walking in their space.  I mean you literally can not walk down the beach without some skinny bitch running up and telling you it costs money for "access".   It is no secret the local police will rip you off for any infraction at all.   I am not a fan of shady Mex pharm, but if I absolutely *had* to, I would stick with PV, Cozumel, or Cabo.

Interesting stuff Lurker. You should be a Getbig travel guide, haha

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Re: tulum
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2024, 10:52:33 AM »
"Donde esta el Dianabol?" working or not?


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Pretty much. Just google what the Spanish versions are called and yes, ask directly. It’s not rocket science.

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Re: tulum
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2024, 03:10:34 AM »
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