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Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« on: February 08, 2024, 03:37:41 PM »
... You didn't get any poondang for two weeks, walk around horny as hell, decide to masturbate like 4 or 5 times only to find out a couple hours later that the significant other is equally horny as hell and wants to ride your love injector like two or three times that night?

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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2024, 04:50:43 PM »
You need to better communicate your needs to your hooker.
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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2024, 02:14:24 AM »
Quote from: Slapper on February 08, 2024, 03:37:41 PM
... You didn't get any poondang for two weeks, walk around horny as hell, decide to masturbate like 4 or 5 times only to find out a couple hours later that the significant other is equally horny as hell and wants to ride your love injector like two or three times that night?

Incel (/ˈɪnsɛl/ IN-sel; a portmanteau of "involuntary celibate" is a term closely associated with an online subculture of people (Bevo, AbrahamG, beakdoctor, Humble Narcissist, Army of One) who define themselves as unable to get a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one. 
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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2024, 02:17:50 AM »
Quote from: Slapper on February 08, 2024, 03:37:41 PM
... You didn't get any poondang for two weeks, walk around horny as hell, decide to masturbate like 4 or 5 times only to find out a couple hours later that the significant other is equally horny as hell and wants to ride your love injector like two or three times that night?

Don't masturbate 4 or 5 times, what are you a caged rat?
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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2024, 02:21:42 AM »
You need to agree in advance when to have sex when you are middle aged 
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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2024, 03:13:46 AM »
Pro tip:  never masturbate just before you're visited in Prison


Quote from: Dorian Cutler on February 11, 2024, 02:21:42 AM
You need to agree in advance when to have sex when you are middle aged

Hahaha - yes - to give time for the warm-up sets ;D
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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2024, 03:18:17 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on February 11, 2024, 03:13:46 AM
Pro tip:  never masturbate just before you're visited in Prison


Hahaha - yes - to give time for the warm-up sets ;D
First and foremost for mental preparation, secondly for bathroom/ hygiene, ...
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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2024, 03:27:08 AM »
Bro you have more problems than bhanky he wears less than his wife apparently he he wears it well ask coach
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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2024, 06:29:12 AM »
Quote from: BigRo on February 11, 2024, 02:17:50 AM
Don't masturbate 4 or 5 times, what are you a caged rat?

Hahaha.
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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2024, 06:42:24 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on February 11, 2024, 02:14:24 AM
Incel (/ˈɪnsɛl/ IN-sel; a portmanteau of "involuntary celibate" is a term closely associated with an online subculture of people (Bevo, AbrahamG, beakdoctor, Humble Narcissist, Army of One) who define themselves as unable to get a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one.

good to have you back brother

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so he split the body in half and trained 4 days a week

and he said with this split he made great gains
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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2024, 06:45:52 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on February 11, 2024, 02:14:24 AM
Incel (/ˈɪnsɛl/ IN-sel; a portmanteau of "involuntary celibate" is a term closely associated with an online subculture of people (Bevo, AbrahamG, beakdoctor, Humble Narcissist, Army of One) who define themselves as unable to get a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one.

You're back! 
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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2024, 12:33:59 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on February 12, 2024, 12:02:01 AM
Yes... and ruining the life of Lil Beaky

Stop this bullshit, you are ruining every fucking thread again
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Re: Have you ever had one of those days/weeks when/where...
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2024, 12:39:18 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on February 11, 2024, 02:14:24 AM
Incel (/ˈɪnsɛl/ IN-sel; a portmanteau of "involuntary celibate" is a term closely associated with an online subculture of people (Bevo, AbrahamG, beakdoctor, Humble Narcissist, Army of One) who define themselves as unable to get a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one.
Quit fantasizing about me.
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