🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸☮️ 🌱 Replacement for Johnny Depp in Pirates 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸☮

[Kwon]

[mops]

Great news ! A strong, independent, non-binary, bender-fluid Pirate of the Seven Seas named Jack Kneegrow

[robcguns]

I don’t even think I live in reality any more. I do believe this is one big fucking hilarious dream that I hopefully wake up from eventually.

[Fortress]

I don’t even think I live in reality. I do believe this is one big fucking hilarious dream from which I hopefully wake.

I feel exactly the same.

The world I knew, one of sanity, truth and decency, is apparently no more.

[_bruce_]

Irish Chocolate ready to melt down.

[Dave D]

There were women pirates or there was a woman pirate?

[joswift]

at least it will be more realistic when shes stealing things

[IroNat]

There were women pirates or there was a woman pirate?

Right.

[Kwon]

There were women pirates or there was a woman pirate?

Right.

[joswift]

she will likely OD on fentanyl and Keira Knightly will kneel on her neck 5 mins into the movie.

[CalvinH]

There were women pirates or there was a woman pirate?

At least two that were fairly well known.

[Goliathon]

I don’t even think I live in reality any more. I do believe this is one big fucking hilarious dream that I hopefully wake up from eventually.

Say what you want about liberals they are "creative", hollywood relies on liberal minds, conservatives can't cut it. Being "high in openness" is a key part of being able to make good art.

Forever and ever liberals controlled narratives through creative media. I have total respect for conservatives but most are very "basic"; girls/muscles/trucks/god/football/whatever.

I hate liberal politics but I find them entertaining to be around, conservatives get my total respect but they are dry as shit.

However, all this woke garbage has destroyed hollywood and finally conservative media can get a part of the action. Angels studios, Yellowstone etc, is proving that conservatives are pound per pound outpacing liberals, it's insane.

Creativity is suppose to be a liberal advantage and they've given up on it.

[The Scott]

Yo Ho, Mo Fo a  Pyrates life fer me!  Aaaaaargh!

[chaos]

Classic disney remake. 

[Matt]

at least it will be more realistic when shes stealing things

LOL!!!!

I don't give AF how "anti-racist" people claim to be...people laugh at jokes like this, but just won't admit it. 

[beakdoctor]

At least two that were fairly well known.

Yes. There were two. Anne Bonny and Mary Reade. Both diguised themselves as men and joined a mediocre pirate by the name of Calico Jack Rackham.  Can't remember which girl it was dueled a man with short swords and prevailed in the duel, then ripped her shirt open exposing a boob.

I think Calico Jack got one of them pregnant. After several months of looting just enough to finance their hard drinking, one evening the pirates aboard the ship really tied one on and all on board passed out drunk. The following morning a naval vessel or a privateer came across Calico's ship.

All the pirates were captured in their drunken stupor and did not put up a fight. Bonny and Reade were the only pirates who attempted to fight the privateers, though they too wete captured. It was more like smacking a hysteri al woman than a real 'fight' nonetheless Reade and Bonny expressed disgust at Calico Jack and his crew for surrendering so meekly.

If I recall correctly,  all the male pirates were hung. Reade and Bonny were sent to a penal colony. I think one died of syphilis and the other, pregnant with Calico Jacks child was released and died in poverty in the most wretched filth in the world.

And its all true

[Kwon]

AH yo

[MAXX]

pretty accurate for todays Pirates on the seas(other than being female). They are only from Africa. Somalis and what not.

There's some funny videos of Russians mowing them down with machine guns

[Raymondo]

AH yo

100% this is how it's gonna be.

Don't forget the non binarys and the trans-whatevers.