Got an interview for a new job on Tuesday

[Rambone]

Im this proud of DJ

[dj181]

Don't have the job yet bro

I'll probably get it and then I'll probably get fired within 4 weeks

[IroNat]

May I help - some tailored examples for you

Common (weak) colocations
What the fuck
Crazy bastard
Riddled with AIDS
Pencil neck

Phrasal verbs:
Fuck about
Find out
Calm down (Gloria)

Fixed expressions
What do you do for a living?
I want to fuck her next - can you guys make room for me?
The prostitutes always refusing anal sex makes me angry

Taffy funny!

[AbrahamG]

Don't have the job yet bro

I'll probably get it and then I'll probably get fired within 4 weeks

You should have worn the Captain America t-shirt and used a penis pump on your arms before the interview. 

[dj181]

You should have worn the Captain America t-shirt and used a penis pump on your arms before the interview.

😀😀😀

[Agnostic007]

thanks bro

but to clarify it, i have to give a 30 min demo lesson

here's what she added

Incorporate vocabulary and language associated with General English, such as collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions, adjectives, phrases, and idioms. Feel free to use any materials you have that correspond to the topic, focus, and target program of the demo lesson.

i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are

i usually just wing my lessons and rely on my charm

i'm an expert on coversational english, but with grammer i know dickola

asked my mom to help me out to explain to me what in the hell those things are and she told me.... google it

[Agnostic007]

thanks bro

but to clarify it, i have to give a 30 min demo lesson

here's what she added

Incorporate vocabulary and language associated with General English, such as collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions, adjectives, phrases, and idioms. Feel free to use any materials you have that correspond to the topic, focus, and target program of the demo lesson.

i have no clue what collocations, phrasal verbs, fixed expressions are

i usually just wing my lessons and rely on my charm

i'm an expert on coversational english, but with grammer i know dickola

asked my mom to help me out to explain to me what in the hell those things are and she told me.... google it

It helps to ace the inteview if you can do a solid Bobcat Goldthwait voice. Got me to where I am today...

[BEEFCAKE]

the most important part of a job interview is the hand shake ,   look him dead in the eye and crush his hand as hard as you can , i have had former bosses tell me they hired me for this very reason and this very reason alone....

[dj181]

the most important part of a job interview is hand shake ,   look him dead in the eye and crush his hand as hard as you can , i have had former bosses tell me they hired me for this very reason and this very reason alone....

And I also can't forget about.... the club tie and an easy smile

[Humble Narcissist]

Don't have the job yet bro

I'll probably get it and then I'll probably get fired within 4 weeks

Get a couple checks, learn some new skills and bang a few office chicks in that 4 weeks.

[Marvin Martian]

Play the banjo -they’ll think you are the kid from Deliverance all grown up cause you look exactly like him. 
Seriously -good luck man. I hope things turn around for you soon!!! Being genuine about this. You are a decent cat.

[Taffin]

😂😂😂😂

Holy shit!!! Great work bro!!!

PROPS!!!!

11/10

Glad you like them - they are probably a bit too spicy to drop in the interview, but they follow the rules so should give you the general idea 

Good luck whenever it is

[OlympiaGym]

Working for someone else is a waste of time.

[CalvinH]

Make sure to ask the person interviewing you if they know where to get some molly, know where to pick up some babydolls, knows any black bro's you and possible him can tag team, and if he's seen some youtube of some lying juicer.

[Humble Narcissist]

Working for someone else is a waste of time.

It is. You are always underpaid, over worked and have no control over your future. The early 20's are very important to learn skills to set yourself up for life as an entrepreneur.

[Dorian Cutler]

It is. You are always underpaid, over worked and have no control over your future. The early 20's are very important to learn skills to set yourself up for life as an entrepreneur.

Please explain more on how to make it in life. What business are you in?