It`s Jack The Ripper........are you guys blind?
Sorry, Wes, that's a negative on Jack the Ripper. Our team tracked him down to a little city in north-central Deutschland and ordered him to pack it in on the understanding that his main account would be unbanned.
At this stage of the investigation, we'd like to remind everyone to keep calm and avoid speculation. We've got Delon running mobile surveillance in the field, and a tip-off from the Ugandan Affairs Division has helped us narrow it down to 4 possible individuals.
I'm jumping on a Zoom call with Hulkotron in a few hours, but I will say that this one has rattled me. At first, I thought I was getting Horny Princed and everyone would accuse me of being the gimmick. Now, and I hate to say it, I think Prof. D might be legit. I've reason to believe we might be dealing with a shagger of biblical proportions.
