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Hanks vs. Tyson
« on: November 13, 2024, 01:23:09 AM »
Brians got the foot work of Michael J Fox, the pillow-hands of a powder-puff, but yes, he would beat Mike easily...

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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2024, 02:04:49 AM »
It`s "Ragdoll City" for queerbait Jake Paul!!

I can`t stand that c0cksucker and his legion of 13 year old fans........I hope Mike takes his fucking head clean off.

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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2024, 02:22:13 AM »
It`s "Ragdoll City" for queerbait Jake Paul!!

I can`t stand that c0cksucker and his legion of 13 year old fans........I hope Mike takes his fucking head clean off.

is it a staged fight, like the Roy Jones / Tyson match Wes??  Or real?

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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2024, 02:32:53 AM »
is it a staged fight, like the Roy Jones / Tyson match Wes??  Or real?
It`s supposedly a real professional sanctioned fight from what I`m hearing GR.

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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2024, 03:00:30 AM »
It`s supposedly a real professional sanctioned fight from what I`m hearing GR.

I hope so, would love to see him knock the kvnt out cold...

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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2024, 03:22:08 AM »
I hope so, would love to see him knock the kvnt out cold...
Same here........Jake Paul isn`t worth my puke!   :D

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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2024, 03:51:02 AM »
Tyson is 220lbs right now, 5lbs heavier than Hank, so he is the better fighter.

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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2024, 05:46:01 AM »
I hope it's the real deal but I have a hard time believing Jake Paul would step into the ring in a real unscripted bout against Mike.

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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2024, 05:54:40 AM »
The training footage of Tyson I've seen doesn't look good. Kinda has the old man posture and shuffle. He needs to land a knockout punch early otherwise it will be elder abuse.

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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2024, 05:55:35 AM »
Tyson is 220lbs right now, 5lbs heavier than Hank, so he is the better fighter.

Yes, this is how it works in bodybuilding and fighting

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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2024, 06:12:34 AM »
Brians got the foot work of A deep sea diver with lead boots on & the pillow-hands of a powder-puff, but yes, he would beat Mike easily...

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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2024, 09:17:11 AM »
It`s supposedly a real professional sanctioned fight from what I`m hearing GR.

Tyson is getting PAID so he will probably fold
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Re: Hanks vs. Tyson
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2024, 09:48:54 AM »
The training footage of Tyson I've seen doesn't look good. Kinda has the old man posture and shuffle. He needs to land a knockout punch early otherwise it will be elder abuse.

It's a disgrace. I'm trying my hardest to avoid it all on YouTube and I sure as hell won't be watching the fight. He's an old man. Almost 60 and he's had some hard fucking years. He's got about 30 seconds of cardio in him. I try to avoid sounding too callous these days but I hope Jake Paul ends up dying in there.