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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2024, 06:35:44 AM »
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So clearly, they are having these in Venice at the outside gym. Where do they post the schedule for these events? Would be more fun than spending a day at an inside show covered in goo. We should pick one and send half the board. They are pretty slack with weight and age classes could probably all get on stage together for an actual comparison.

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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2024, 06:51:36 AM »
hahahaha I see the line up of fat kunts has peaked Brians interest of turning up and trying to pick up a trophy

Trouble is if he sees anyone in shape the cartoon dogs will re-appear and its game over.

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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2024, 07:11:30 AM »
hahahaha I see the line up of fat kunts has peaked Brians interest of turning up and trying to pick up a trophy

Trouble is if he sees anyone in shape the cartoon dogs will re-appear and its game over.

As a part of his 12 days of Christmas he has visions of Venice trophies dancing in his head.

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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2024, 10:42:52 AM »
hahahaha I see the line up of fat kunts has peaked Brians interest of turning up and trying to pick up a trophy

Trouble is if he sees anyone in shape the cartoon dogs will re-appear and its game over.
LOL  ;D

I do agree though,lets all fly to Santa Monica to enter a novice event and try to snag a five inch tall bowling trophy.  LOL  :D

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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2024, 12:58:03 PM »
LOL  ;D

I do agree though,lets all fly to Santa Monica to enter a novice event and try to snag a five inch tall bowling trophy.  LOL  :D

Its not about the trophy Venice is just fun and it looks like a half hour contest get a couple of the regulars to enter

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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2024, 01:25:36 PM »
hahahaha I see the line up of fat kunts has peaked Brians interest of turning up and trying to pick up a trophy

Trouble is if he sees anyone in shape the cartoon dogs will re-appear and its game over.


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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2024, 12:30:48 AM »
^^^ LMAO!!!

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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2024, 06:34:24 AM »
hahahaha I see the line up of fat kunts has peaked Brians interest of turning up and trying to pick up a trophy

Trouble is if he sees anyone in shape the cartoon dogs will re-appear and its game over.

I give up, LOL!  What are the "cartoon dogs"?  I tried searching the interwebs with bhanky and cartoon dogs but found nothing.  Regardless, this term "cartoon dogs" is now a part of my daily lexicon.  ;D

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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2024, 08:01:23 AM »
I give up, LOL!  What are the "cartoon dogs"?  I tried searching the interwebs with bhanky and cartoon dogs but found nothing.  Regardless, this term "cartoon dogs" is now a part of my daily lexicon.  ;D


I still have Diarea which causes dehydration. But I hadn't drank more than 6 ounces of fluid friday and maybe 4 on Saturday. I was also taking FTTP to encourage fat loss this can cause mild dehydration. I did not take any diuretics until late Saturday I believe when people didn't think my legs pics looked good is when it got to me so I took a lasix. I had not taken any diuretics prior. This was maybe 8pm? I have been having this issue where I feel I need to pee but cant so I thought it would help but i was already pretty dry. I had been getting up every hour all night the last few weeks thinking I need to poop to only pass gas and blood and was worried I may have a blockage. So after taking the lasix I took some dry carbs figuring with the lasix I wouldnt spill over. Around 2am I still havent urinated and though mayeb lasix was wrong so I checked package and it was 40mgh instead of 100. So then I took 80mg more as was late and wanted to flush pee out before prelims at 9. I took a pain killer because of my digestive issues and was worried this was making me not feel bladder or maybe I had some kind of prostate issue but could not pee. Anyway I was up all night posing and pooping blood but not much pee. They say when passing blood you want to stay hydrated so thats why I hadnt take any diuretics also didnt want to develop an immunity figured one bang at end if needed and it really wasnt. I noticed when I went in to touchups I was acting a little weird like almost manic. I wasnt feeling great but dying at the same time. I just needed to hold it together a few more hours. But the hours kept gettign longer and I was pacing the auditorium still eating and drinking nothing had walked 5 miles before I took the stage. I was only on stage for a minute and I managed to smile and pose. However when I got off I could tell something was really wrong. I was dropping things and really exhausted and in pain after 1 minute. We went upstairs to get a drink and sit down and I passed out trying to sit and talk with emily I was then talking about stuff that wasnt real totally deliruous. Emily goty me some fluids and after sittign for a but ad talkign about it we decided to head home. I don't even remember going to the car or the first half of the trip I would wake up violently kicking the car then demand fludis then pass back out after mumbling stories about cartoon dogs and weird shit. The original plan was for me to drive all night I was not capable. Even several hours later I know I wasn't making sense and kept apologizing to Emily as my brain was not working. So no I didN't stay anothet 8 hours and battle it out with 2 other guys I could see I was competitive buT not winning. I could see the other classes it was a much bigger show than I realized but I still think I looked ok on stage and did not embarrass myself. I said I would get on stage and compete and I did. I should have dropped out a month ago but I said I would get onstage and I did. I have a Dr apt tomorrow

its the time he ran away from a show when he realised he wouldnt place

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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2024, 08:02:25 AM »
its the time he ran away from a show when he realised he wouldnt place

LOL!  Thanks! ;D

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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2024, 01:35:36 PM »
its the time he ran away from a show when he realised he wouldnt place

"I looked ok on stage and did not embarrass myself"


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Re: Figure Masters OVER 35 Take the Stage to PROVE Age is Just a Number!
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2024, 03:22:23 PM »
hahahaha I see the line up of fat kunts has peaked Brians interest of turning up and trying to pick up a trophy

Trouble is if he sees anyone in shape the cartoon dogs will re-appear and its game over.

Those holiday shows usually get a good turn out and usually a couple dudes show up out of no where in good shape hanks mite get lucky if his division isn’t deep and get a trophy  but I don’t see him winning even in masters