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rick doot

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The Rapture
« on: February 02, 2025, 12:38:57 PM »
Matt Canning lives! And judging by Instagram, he has upped the dose!

Someone needs to bring him back so that he can Make Getbig Great Again.

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Kwon

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2025, 12:44:36 PM »
Quote from: rick doot on February 02, 2025, 12:38:57 PM
Matt Canning lives! And judging by Instagram, he has upped the dose!

Someone needs to bring him back so that he can Make Getbig Great Again.

He is also disappointed with the haircolor of his kids! :D

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rick doot

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2025, 12:50:24 PM »
This is the content Getbig is missing.

More Matt Canning life coaching, less fruity bhank chat.
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2025, 12:54:33 PM »
Matt's hair and chin appear to be expanding with age at the expense of the middle part of his face, which at this pace may entirely dissapear in 6.45 years

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2025, 12:56:29 PM »
Matt is strong.
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2025, 12:59:47 PM »


Pure Canning...

Doesnt mind telling his kids they are a disappointment on FB but at least works hard on the height verification..
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rick doot

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2025, 01:11:20 PM »
Canning Vs Bhank three lift Thunderdome Charity Challenge. 2 men enter, 1 man leaves. 30 days to log 3 best lifts in BP/Squat/Dead.

I'm willing to put up a bottle of Liquid Pump to start the prize fund.

It'll be the GREATEST contest Getbig has ever seen, maybe the GREATEST in history. A lot of people are already talking about it, even in Canada and Greenland.

MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2025, 02:54:15 PM »
Quote from: joswift on February 02, 2025, 12:59:47 PM


Pure Canning...

Doesnt mind telling his kids they are a disappointment on FB but at least works hard on the height verification..


Dude no shit. What a fucking mong
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2025, 03:25:23 PM »
I was reading in his IG he’s bought enough razors, deodorant  and soap to last 5 years?

Something about subway sandwhiches
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2025, 05:06:28 PM »
Quote from: webstar on February 02, 2025, 03:25:23 PM
I was reading in his IG he’s bought enough razors, deodorant  and soap to last 5 years?

Something about subway sandwhiches


Matty is fuckin GREAT! :D

Team Pleamon 4 LIFE!
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2025, 01:14:06 AM »
How long has he been gone?
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2025, 01:35:12 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on February 03, 2025, 01:14:06 AM
How long has he been gone?

Too long, hence the degeneration of the board into fruity Bhank related shit
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2025, 02:31:44 AM »
Why did he leave?
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rick doot

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2025, 09:34:13 AM »
Bring back the King of Kangz.
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2025, 10:35:14 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on February 02, 2025, 12:44:36 PM
He is also disappointed with the haircolor of his kids! :D



Hanky why don't you ask Matt about his hair routine?
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2025, 10:44:46 AM »
Quote from: GymnJuice on February 03, 2025, 10:35:14 AM
Hanky why don't you ask Matt about his hair routine?

Stem cells I’m guessing..
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2025, 11:57:56 PM »
Quote from: falco on February 03, 2025, 02:31:44 AM
Why did he leave?
Was it a feud with Bhanks?
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