Hey guys, real talk: I need a favor

[Sandrock]

I need a helping hand...job.  Here's the deal, I need a handjob ASAP.

So I'm throwing this out there: would anyone be willing to jerk me off?  You don't have to make eye contact or wear a skirt and high heels, but that would be nice. 

If you wanna help a dude out, hit me up.  And if you want to blow me, I'm ready for it.

[Raymondo]

I know a guy who will probably do it for $46

[Never1AShow]

I know a guy who will probably do it for $46

Solid work Sand. 

I think more like $6

[tacobender]

I know a guy who will probably do it for $46

can that guy do it in “ hands wrapped in hemp, dipped in broken glass?”

[Raymondo]

can that guy do it in “ hands wrapped in hemp, dipped in broken glass?”

For 50 bucks he will do that and dress like an oompa loompa too.

[JustPlaneJane]

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