CFO made fun of me for being bald, how do I get back at him?

[unwieldy]

Some men fear hair loss. These are embracing it. Meet the 'baldmaxxers'



https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/men-fear-hair-loss-embracing-160529287.html

He went from bad to worse

[loco]

Going bald? Women will find you more confident and dominant, study finds

Those surveyed rated bald men as the most confident and dominant. Oh, and they were viewed as nearly an inch taller on average, and a bit stronger as well. “Because only their hair was altered in these photographs,” researchers wrote, “other factors cannot account for these differences.”

Because of these findings, researchers wrote that bald men “will fare better economically in negotiations” because of their dominant appearance.

Still, if your hair is starting to thin, the researchers have a bold suggestion — toss out that Rogaine and just shave it all off. “Instead of spending billions each year trying to reverse or cure their hair loss,” they write, “the counterintuitive prescription of this research to men experiencing male pattern baldness is to shave their heads.” “These men might better improve their well-being by finishing what Mother Nature has started.”

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article173467441.html


Shorn Scalps and Perceptions of Male Dominance

In Study 1, men with shaved heads were rated as more dominant than similar men with full heads of hair. In Study 2, men whose hair was digitally removed were perceived as more dominant, taller, and stronger than their authentic selves.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1948550612449490

[unwieldy]

Going bald? Women will find you more confident and dominant, study finds

Those surveyed rated bald men as the most confident and dominant. Oh, and they were viewed as nearly an inch taller on average, and a bit stronger as well. “Because only their hair was altered in these photographs,” researchers wrote, “other factors cannot account for these differences.”

Because of these findings, researchers wrote that bald men “will fare better economically in negotiations” because of their dominant appearance.

Still, if your hair is starting to thin, the researchers have a bold suggestion — toss out that Rogaine and just shave it all off. “Instead of spending billions each year trying to reverse or cure their hair loss,” they write, “the counterintuitive prescription of this research to men experiencing male pattern baldness is to shave their heads.” “These men might better improve their well-being by finishing what Mother Nature has started.”

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article173467441.html


Shorn Scalps and Perceptions of Male Dominance

In Study 1, men with shaved heads were rated as more dominant than similar men with full heads of hair. In Study 2, men whose hair was digitally removed were perceived as more dominant, taller, and stronger than their authentic selves.

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1948550612449490

Fake

[_bruce_]

The Tren vials never felt better...
CC181 - entering Natural born Killer phase 

[IroNat]

Definitely shave it off.

Then tattoo your head.

[wes]

Pull up your skirt and buy a hat !!

[Flexacon]

Hide under his desk and suck his cock.

How do you think the CFO noticed his bald spot

[GymnJuice]

How do you think the CFO noticed his bald spot

 

[oldschoolfan]

I really like this idea. I would call him a fag afterwards and then blow my brains out in front of him. He will be mentally scarred for life after that.

Rambo I like the way you think !

He could also record it and upload the video as well so everyone would know and feel sorry for his wife and ugly lil bastard kids he left behind

Probably would get a few million from a gofundme


And then his wife would hook up with a broke ifbb pro and support him

[Walter Sobchak]

How do you think the CFO noticed his bald spot

The Boss opened his eyes while he was making his O-Face?