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Brenda Steunbeer

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Re: was Chuck Norris saved ?
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2026, 10:00:28 AM »
Not even Chuck could defeat the

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Re: was Chuck Norris saved ?
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2026, 10:37:14 AM »
In all seriousness, I still catch Walker Texas Ranger reruns on a weekly basis here in the UK, I find them strangely comforting - couldn't tell you why

Let's hope the Grim Reaper has a good guard

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Re: was Chuck Norris saved ?
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2026, 11:39:57 AM »
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee were both born in 1940.
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Re: was Chuck Norris saved ?
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2026, 11:40:53 AM »
Quote from: Rambone on March 20, 2026, 08:45:46 AM
The autopsy came back positive for Retatrutide

And sourdough bread.

Brutal, just brutal.
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Re: was Chuck Norris saved ?
« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2026, 11:43:25 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on March 20, 2026, 11:40:53 AM
And sourdough bread.

Brutal, just brutal.

 ;D ;D ;D

No eggs were found in his gut, stool or rectum.
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Re: was Chuck Norris saved ?
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2026, 11:46:23 AM »
Quote from: Rambone on March 20, 2026, 11:43:25 AM
;D ;D ;D

No eggs were found in his gut, stool or rectum.

 :D
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Re: was Chuck Norris saved ?
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2026, 12:40:21 PM »
RIP Legend



Was devastated when i found out it was true


Heard it first from a buddy but didnt (refused) to believe it


He was one of the good ones
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Re: was Chuck Norris saved ?
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2026, 12:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Brenda Steunbeer on March 20, 2026, 10:00:28 AM
Not even Chuck could defeat the


Chuck Norris let himself die so he could give the Grim Reaper home field advantage.
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2026, 01:41:25 PM »
 
   I'm watching this movie in his honor tonight.  :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2026, 02:13:31 PM »
chuck was legit tough in real life
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2026, 02:27:50 PM »
Chuck was the best, of course he was saved


He saved US! (during the 70s/80s/90s)
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2026, 03:27:30 AM »
Did Lou always talk like this? I mean i know he had a handicap with his hearing but i find him harder to understand now

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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2026, 04:04:56 AM »
R.I.P., I was thinking about this yesterday...what was his religion??
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2026, 05:39:03 AM »
R.I.P. Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2026, 06:50:15 AM »
Quote from: Donny on March 21, 2026, 03:27:30 AM
Did Lou always talk like this? I mean i know he had a handicap with his hearing but i find him harder to understand now



Become a pig farmer for a year and report back to us
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2026, 07:33:18 AM »
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2026, 08:39:44 AM »
Quote from: Donny on March 21, 2026, 03:27:30 AM
Did Lou always talk like this? I mean i know he had a handicap with his hearing but i find him harder to understand now


He's more retarded with age.
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2026, 09:34:00 AM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on March 21, 2026, 08:39:44 AM
He's more retarded with age.
I doubt Chuck Norris spent much time with him  ;D
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2026, 11:27:13 AM »
Quote from: oldschoolfan on March 20, 2026, 02:13:31 PM
chuck was legit tough in real life

Hmmm as Tough as Mr Seagal - did they ever fight   ;D
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2026, 02:56:23 PM »
Quote from: illuminati on March 21, 2026, 11:27:13 AM
Hmmm as Tough as Mr Seagal - did they ever fight   ;D

bwa ha ha , i would take chuck in that one , well a younger chuck  he was a kickboxer champ at one time
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #45 on: March 21, 2026, 09:02:22 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #46 on: March 22, 2026, 02:35:03 PM »
Fact- Chuck Norris isn't dead, he's just catching up on sleep.
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #47 on: March 22, 2026, 04:18:35 PM »
Chuck Norris once attended a feminist rally - and the feminists made him a sandwich.
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Re: Chuck Norris - was he saved?
« Reply #48 on: March 23, 2026, 08:20:42 AM »
Quote from: mops on March 22, 2026, 04:18:35 PM
Chuck Norris once attended a feminist rally - and the feminists made him a sandwich.
:D
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