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Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« on: May 18, 2026, 06:30:23 AM »
   
1                                        BREAKING: The stretch of 76 has officially been named the most intense road in America by scientists, truckers, and a guy named Gary from Delco who’s been gripping the steering wheel since 2009. Experts say if you can successfully drive this section without missing your exit, getting cut off by a Nissan Altima doing 97, or emotionally collapsing behind somebody merging onto the highway at 14 MPH, you can literally drive anywhere on Earth.
Witnesses reported Dave in a lifted F-150 crossing four lanes with no signal because he “knows a shortcut,” Denise randomly braking at 72 MPH for absolutely no reason, and a man named Mikey towing a jet ski while eating Wawa hash browns with both hands. Multiple BMWs were also seen treating lane markers like optional decorations while somebody in the left lane aggressively tailgated standstill traffic to save roughly 11 seconds.
Officials say this road is less of a highway and more of a live action psychological endurance test, but Pennsylvanians continue surviving it daily fueled entirely by caffeine, anger, and blind confidence. Authorities confirmed that if you can handle this at rush hour, you should automatically qualify to fly fighter jets.   Add  the trash and rats running along the side of the road for the full experience.
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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2026, 06:41:45 AM »
Is that highway anywhere near Hershey?    :D

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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2026, 07:51:20 AM »
I drive the carefree highway every day.

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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2026, 07:51:59 AM »
I've driven it.

I think 476 is worse than 76 as there is no shoulder to escape.

However NJ highways are like driving NASCAR.

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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2026, 08:11:48 AM »
I've driven it.

I think 476 is worse than 76 as there is no shoulder to escape.

However NJ highways are like driving NASCAR.
Yes, they are. You put your life at risk driving anywhere on the East Coast.

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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2026, 09:11:27 AM »
You haven't lived until you've driven on the Dalton Highway, Interstate 80 Wyoming, Interstate 4 Florida, Route 190 Death Valley, and Interstate 10 Atchafalaya Basin Bridge Louisiana.





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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2026, 10:06:21 AM »
Driving to cocksuckhocken must be stressful.
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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2026, 10:33:22 AM »
I've driven it.

I think 476 is worse than 76 as there is no shoulder to escape.

However NJ highways are like driving NASCAR.
during rush hour it's like 65 miles per hour bumper to bumper, just don't stop or have a breakdown or you are toast.
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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2026, 10:39:34 AM »
Is that highway anywhere near Hershey?    :D
 
                       From Philadelphia, follow Schuykill Expressway (I-76) West to the Pennsylvania Turnpike (I-76) then West to to Exit 266. Turn left onto 72 North. Follow 72 North to 322 West. Take 322 West into Hershey.  Or maybe you meant another hershey highway ?    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D       
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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2026, 10:41:45 AM »
You haven't lived until you've driven on the Dalton Highway, Interstate 80 Wyoming, Interstate 4 Florida, Route 190 Death Valley, and Interstate 10 Atchafalaya Basin Bridge Louisiana.






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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2026, 02:03:26 PM »
 
                       From Philadelphia, follow Schuykill Expressway (I-76) West to the Pennsylvania Turnpike (I-76) then West to to Exit 266. Turn left onto 72 North. Follow 72 North to 322 West. Take 322 West into Hershey.  Or maybe you meant another hershey highway ?    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D       
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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2026, 02:04:24 PM »
during rush hour it's like 65 miles per hour bumper to bumper, just don't stop or have a breakdown or you are toast.

Only 65?

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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2026, 07:54:13 PM »
Hershey is preferred
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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2026, 04:37:56 AM »
Hershey is preferred

The Hershey Highway?

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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2026, 08:36:28 AM »
Only 65?
     
1                      It's kind of scary because of the amount of cars during rush hour and the 5  feet between cars at that speed. that and the knowledge of how bad some drivers are, add drugs, booze and other distractions and you have a recipe for disaster.
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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2026, 08:54:31 AM »
Driving in any congested city these days is dangerous and almost pointless due to the delays. Why do you think people enjoyed working from home so much?

I have driven in most of the big cities in the USA and they all suck. I have even driven internationally and its even worse in Asia. The absolute worst traffic I have ever been in is Beijing, where a four lane road was turned into 8 lanes by people squeezing their cars between lanes.

At some point you have to think that people would realize this civilization is broken.

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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2026, 03:32:24 PM »
I've driven the Kahekili Highway Route 340. It is so winding, narrow, parts are one lane with huge drop offs that you can't take your eye off the road for a second.

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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2026, 06:13:14 AM »
Driving in any congested city these days is dangerous and almost pointless due to the delays. Why do you think people enjoyed working from home so much?

I have driven in most of the big cities in the USA and they all suck. I have even driven internationally and its even worse in Asia. The absolute worst traffic I have ever been in is Beijing, where a four lane road was turned into 8 lanes by people squeezing their cars between lanes.

At some point you have to think that people would realize this civilization is broken.
Driving in China must be a nightmare. Doing about anything in China is probably a nightmare.

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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2026, 10:00:43 AM »
Driving in any congested city these days is dangerous and almost pointless due to the delays. Why do you think people enjoyed working from home so much?

I have driven in most of the big cities in the USA and they all suck. I have even driven internationally and its even worse in Asia. The absolute worst traffic I have ever been in is Beijing, where a four lane road was turned into 8 lanes by people squeezing their cars between lanes.

At some point you have to think that people would realize this civilization is broken.


I hate such lack of discipline and order. Signs of third world civilisations.

Not using an indicator light or swaying from left to right within a lane basically are offenses that deserve capital punishment. Super irritating!


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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2026, 12:17:20 PM »

I hate such lack of discipline and order. Signs of third world civilisations.

Not using an indicator light or swaying from left to right within a lane basically are offenses that deserve capital punishment. Super irritating!

Truth, lol!

Last year I drove up the east coast from South Carolina to NY.  I had done that in the past but realized things have gotten considerably worse on the highways. Distracted drivers staring at their cell phones, tailgaters, 18 wheelers that appear to be driven by monkeys (I totally believe the illegal truck driver problem now- I've never seen such bad driving) and people seemingly oblivious to rules of the road.


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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2026, 12:26:13 PM »
A few decades ago I think I read the city with the most accidents was Tehran. They may have cleaned it up now I don't know. In the middle east the one who honks first has the right of way as one Lebanese friend said.

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Re: Anyone have the pleasure of driving this highway.
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2026, 12:27:01 PM »
two of the stranger things I've seen on the road were, a guy was driving a pickup truck with 4 or 5 large dogs in the back. this was on the atlantic city expressway doing over 70 miles an hour [that was the speed limit]. several of them flew out of the back that was a bloody mess on the road. the 2 nd craziest one was up in the poconos a herd of deer was on the road like 2 o'clock in the morning, an 18 wheeler saw them instead of stopping or at least slowing down. he sped up and massacred most of the herd. there were deer parts all over the road. the truck driver never bothered to stop.
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two of the stranger things I've seen on the road were, a guy was driving a pickup truck with 4 or 5 large dogs in the back. this was on the atlantic city expressway doing over 70 miles an hour [that was the speed limit]. several of them flew out of the back that was a bloody mess on the road. the 2 nd craziest one was up in the poconos a herd of deer was on the road like 2 o'clock in the morning, an 18 wheeler saw them instead of stopping or at least slowing down. he sped up and massacred most of the herd. there were deer parts all over the road. the truck driver never bothered to stop.
Horrible animal abuse with the dogs.