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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2026, 04:50:55 PM »
If he was a getbigger, he would have gotten out of the way and wrestled the bison to the floor.
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2026, 05:15:05 PM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on July 14, 2026, 04:42:42 PM
Sounds as horrific as the Boston Molasses Flood of 1919.

Were any Bison injured in that flood?
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2026, 05:32:44 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on July 14, 2026, 04:50:55 PM
If he was a getbigger, he would have gotten out of the way and wrestled the bison to the floor.

Ragdoll him, you could say.
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2026, 05:45:10 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on July 14, 2026, 04:50:55 PM
If he was a getbigger, Bhanky he would have gotten out of the way and wrestled the bison to the floor.
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2026, 06:38:10 PM »
The grandfather thought that he was being slick by running a circular route around a group of trees.

Poor bastard. The Bison was still in hot pursuit.

The Bison was all over him like white on rice.
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2026, 09:46:57 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on July 14, 2026, 06:38:10 PM
The grandfather thought that he was being slick by running a circular route around a group of trees.

Poor bastard. The Bison was still in hot pursuit.

The Bison was all over him like white on rice.

Dumb saying. White rice is polished brown rice, it's originally brown. But then again you are a retard.
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2026, 02:52:24 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on July 14, 2026, 02:24:16 PM
F*ck this woke calling it a bison crap.

It's a buffalo, dammit!


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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2026, 02:59:43 AM »






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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2026, 03:06:18 AM »
Brutal if true
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2026, 03:43:29 AM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on July 14, 2026, 10:28:43 AM
The old prospector and his grandchild triggered the bison when they were taking photos. Same thing with orangutans. If you see one approaching, don't make eye contact. Leave the area if possible. And certainly don't stare the animal down to take stupid photos. People need to stay away from wild animals. They are wild. Don't try to pet them and don't take selfies with them.

you think $20 will do the trick?
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2026, 04:32:41 AM »
The American bison (Bison bison; pl.: bison), commonly known as the American buffalo, or simply buffalo (not to be confused with true buffalo), is a species of bison that is endemic to North America.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_bison
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2026, 06:21:26 AM »
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2026, 06:33:28 AM »


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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2026, 09:35:58 AM »








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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2026, 09:46:37 AM »
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #40 on: July 15, 2026, 09:49:00 AM »
Has anyone here ever been bitten by a Bison? Were you hospitalized?
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #41 on: July 15, 2026, 10:29:30 AM »
Triple A farm club of the Toronto Blue Jays

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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #42 on: July 15, 2026, 11:28:58 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on July 15, 2026, 10:29:30 AM
Triple A farm club of the Toronto Blue Jays



Canadian related baseball post reported to moderators.

Anyway, looks like they interviewed the Bison in question, so that should end the controversy around this.

https://x.com/sasquatchvlogtv/status/2077069780306042964?s=20
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #43 on: July 15, 2026, 11:43:17 AM »
I eat bison daily, delicious.
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #44 on: July 15, 2026, 12:16:12 PM »
Quote from: deadz on July 15, 2026, 11:43:17 AM
I eat bison daily, delicious.

It's good, but I think elk is better.

All subjective though...
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #45 on: July 15, 2026, 01:14:46 PM »
Quote from: deadz on July 15, 2026, 11:43:17 AM
I eat bison daily, delicious.

Bison daily and $9/dozen eggs.

You are a true Getbigger.
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Re: Unquestionably one of the Top-5 Bison attacks of all time
« Reply #46 on: July 15, 2026, 01:51:01 PM »
Quote from: IroNat on July 15, 2026, 01:14:46 PM
Bison daily and $9/dozen eggs.

You are a true Getbigger.
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