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Morbid Knowledge
« on: July 30, 2026, 05:36:04 AM »


After surviving the 1977 Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crash, drummer Artimus Pyle walked through the woods to find help.

When he reached a nearby farmhouse, the homeowner mistook him for an intruder and shot him before realizing he was a crash survivor.

In the early morning of October 20, 1977, the plane carrying Lynyrd Skynyrd ran out of fuel and crashed into a wooded swamp near Gillsburg, Mississippi.

The crashed k*lled lead singer Ronnie Van Zant, guitarist Steve Gaines, his sister and backing vocalist Cassie Gaines, road manager Dean Kilpatrick, and both pilots.

Drummer Artimus Pyle, badly injured with torn chest cartilage, pulled other survivors from the wreckage before stumbling for miles through swamp and forest to find help.

When he finally reached a farmhouse, the young farmer inside, startled by a bloodied stranger emerging from the woods at night, fired a warning shot that grazed Pyle's shoulder before realizing what had actually happened.

Pyle survived, recovered, and continued performing Skynyrd's music for decades afterward. See less

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2026, 07:18:49 AM »
They thought he was a dirty hippie.

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2026, 07:21:42 AM »


After surviving the 1977 Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crash, drummer Artimus Pyle walked through the woods to find help.

When he reached a nearby farmhouse, the homeowner mistook him for an intruder and shot him before realizing he was a crash survivor.

In the early morning of October 20, 1977, the plane carrying Lynyrd Skynyrd ran out of fuel and crashed into a wooded swamp near Gillsburg, Mississippi.

The crashed k*lled lead singer Ronnie Van Zant, guitarist Steve Gaines, his sister and backing vocalist Cassie Gaines, road manager Dean Kilpatrick, and both pilots.

Drummer Artimus Pyle, badly injured with torn chest cartilage, pulled other survivors from the wreckage before stumbling for miles through swamp and forest to find help.

When he finally reached a farmhouse, the young farmer inside, startled by a bloodied stranger emerging from the woods at night, fired a warning shot that grazed Pyle's shoulder before realizing what had actually happened.

Pyle survived, recovered, and continued performing Skynyrd's music for decades afterward. See less

Jesus Fucking Christ!

That's the worst good luck Ive ever heard in my entire life.

Bad luck- plane runs out of fuel
Worse luck- plane crashes.... in a swamp.
Good luck- you survive.
Bad luck- hillbilly shoots you.
Good luck- you survive again!
Wtf?

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2026, 07:23:25 AM »
Jesus Fucking Christ!

That's the worst good luck Ive ever heard in my entire life.

Bad luck- plane runs out of fuel
Worse luck- plane crashes.... in a swamp.
Good luck- you survive.
Bad luck- hillbilly shoots you.
Good luck- you survive again!
Wtf?
Well, he could have been eaten by an alligator.

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2026, 07:36:18 AM »
Feel-good ending

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2026, 07:52:33 AM »
They thought he was a dirty hippie.

He was.

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2026, 08:00:09 AM »

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2026, 08:39:02 AM »
But a talented hippie.
.....and a wealthy hippie !!

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2026, 08:47:10 AM »
They thought he was a dirty hippie.
Guy who shot him probably was a Red Neck Dude with a Still in his back yard

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2026, 08:55:45 AM »


After surviving the 1977 Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crash, drummer Artimus Pyle walked through the woods to find help.

When he reached a nearby farmhouse, the homeowner mistook him for an intruder and shot him before realizing he was a crash survivor.

In the early morning of October 20, 1977, the plane carrying Lynyrd Skynyrd ran out of fuel and crashed into a wooded swamp near Gillsburg, Mississippi.

The crashed k*lled lead singer Ronnie Van Zant, guitarist Steve Gaines, his sister and backing vocalist Cassie Gaines, road manager Dean Kilpatrick, and both pilots.

Drummer Artimus Pyle, badly injured with torn chest cartilage, pulled other survivors from the wreckage before stumbling for miles through swamp and forest to find help.

When he finally reached a farmhouse, the young farmer inside, startled by a bloodied stranger emerging from the woods at night, fired a warning shot that grazed Pyle's shoulder before realizing what had actually happened.

Pyle survived, recovered, and continued performing Skynyrd's music for decades afterward. See less

I remember when he was on Howard Stern talking about this. Crazy shit


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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2026, 01:37:52 AM »
Well, he could have been eaten by an alligator.

Then what? Barfed back out? Lol.


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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2026, 06:21:02 AM »
While it is not exactly funny - even though it is - it reminds me of another story.

A plane crashed on the runway of an airport (Asiana Airlines Flight 214 at San Francisco International Airport). A 16-year-old Chinese passenger named Ye Mengyuan survived being ejected from the aircraft during the crash, walked a little bit away from the crash and sat down to wait for help.  But was instead killed after being ran over twice by an airport firefighting trucks responding to the emergency.

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2026, 07:12:10 AM »
While it is not exactly funny - even though it is - it reminds me of another story.

A plane crashed on the runway of an airport (Asiana Airlines Flight 214 at San Francisco International Airport). A 16-year-old Chinese passenger named Ye Mengyuan survived being ejected from the aircraft during the crash, walked a little bit away from the crash and sat down to wait for help.  But was instead killed after being ran over twice by an airport firefighting trucks responding to the emergency.
Irony at it`s finest !   

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2026, 11:54:42 AM »



In 2008, 23 year old Gregory McCalium forced his way into a house in Oxford, England, carrying a knife. He expected to find an elderly man living alone. Someone easy to overpower.

Instead, he walked into the home of 72 year old Frank Corti.

Corti had served with the Royal Engineers during his military career and had spent years boxing. Those years of training had never really left him.

When McCalium lunged with the knife, Corti reacted on instinct. He avoided the attack, fought back with a series of punches, and overpowered the intruder before holding him until police arrived.

The burglar's injuries were so severe that prosecutors later said he looked as though he had been in a car accident. McCalium was eventually convicted of aggravated burglary and sentenced to four and a half years in prison.

Frank Corti never set out to become a headline. He simply refused to let fear decide how that night would end.

Some lessons stay with you for life. And when the moment finally comes, years of discipline can become the difference between being a victim and making it home safely.

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2026, 06:50:43 AM »
Guy who shot him probably was a Red Neck Dude with a Still in his back yard
Maybe the hippie was stealing his moonshine.

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Re: Morbid Knowledge
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2026, 12:21:18 PM »
Maybe the hippie was stealing his moonshine.

Undoubtedly the redneck was impaired by said moonshine.

According to sources Mr. Redneck told law enforcement "well I'll be G*d Damned!! A Rock n Roll star, you say? Famous? You say!? I thought he was biting the heads off my chickens!"