PDI Press Release #12: Trash Talking Internet Losers Eligible For Reprisals

[ribonucleic]

For Immediate Release
June 12, 2006
 
 
 
PDI ANNOUNCES THAT ANY INTERNET LOSER WHO TALKS TRASH IS ELIGIBLE FOR REPRISALS


Pro Division Inc has announced a new zero-tolerance policy for Internet losers using bodybuilding message boards to question the viability of its business model.

Pro Division CEO Wayne S. DeMilia explains, "While we have the greatest respect for constitutionally guaranteed First Amendment freedoms, enough is enough. I've got some of my own money riding on this. And no one messes with DeMilia's money, capisce ? So with the assistance of some unofficial PDI employees who frequent bodybuilding message boards, we will be identifying and targeting these Internet losers who mock the quality of our athletes and the contest cancellations... excuse me, reschedulings we've made. The specific reprisals will be announced in a future press release. But up-to-date health insurance is always a good thing, if you know what I mean."

Favored journalists with additional questions about the new reprisal policy may contact the PDI office at 845-638-9290 or at prodivisioninc@yahoo.com .

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THIS WAS A SATIRE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. ANY RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN THIS AND AN ACTUAL PDI PRESS RELEASE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

[ether]

with the assistance of some unofficial PDI employees who frequent bodybuilding message boards, we will be identifying and targeting these Internet losers who mock

Kamali got a new job?

[HUGEPECS]

FREE SPEECH

[Armageddon]

He means Kevin Horton

[Big N]

FREE SPEECH

lol

[Hedgehog]

For Immediate Release
June 12, 2006
 
 
 
PDI ANNOUNCES THAT ANY INTERNET LOSER WHO TALKS TRASH IS ELIGIBLE FOR REPRISALS


Pro Division Inc has announced a new zero-tolerance policy for Internet losers using bodybuilding message boards to question the viability of its business model.

Pro Division CEO Wayne S. DeMilia explains, "While we have the greatest respect for constitutionally guaranteed First Amendment freedoms, enough is enough. I've got some of my own money riding on this. And no one messes with DeMilia's money, capisce ? So with the assistance of some unofficial PDI employees who frequent bodybuilding message boards, we will be identifying and targeting these Internet losers who mock the quality of our athletes and the contest cancellations... excuse me, reschedulings we've made. The specific reprisals will be announced in a future press release. But up-to-date health insurance is always a good thing, if you know what I mean."

Favored journalists with additional questions about the new reprisal policy may contact the PDI office at 845-638-9290 or at prodivisioninc@yahoo.com .

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THIS WAS A SATIRE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. ANY RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN THIS AND AN ACTUAL PDI PRESS RELEASE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

LMFAO

Great work.
Satire at its finest.

YIP
Zack

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Will this thread be deleted, as mine are?

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Will this thread be deleted, as mine are?

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