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Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« on: July 17, 2006, 07:38:00 AM »
Scene cuts to Montreal

A native Canadian has his bike stuck between tow other bikes in front and behind.
Alexxx, srveys the scene then walks over and lifts the back tire. The bike owner rides off.

Scene cuts to crowd watching Alexxx doing double dutch. Crowd assembles as young natural BB id skippying to the chants of dueling jumpropes.

Alexxx is now in front of punching bag, he hits the bag three times beofre wincing in pain, a crowd gathers to wonder why the young BB is not taped and why he has quit only after three punches.

(Narration):
Monteal Canada, home to Alex Rykov who will be competing in this years Mr. Get Big. Alexxx is favored in the Natural Segment of the competetion. His main competetion is his rival Jaejonna.

Alexxx " I believe I am more muscular and defined than Jaejonna. What ever the judges choose it is their decision, I can only bring the best of what Alex has."

Alexxx " When I was little we say Go to California, like if we say go to heaven. You can not go to California, it is like a make belive ...so when I go I will tell you."

Alexxx " My mother always say I am playing and to get a job, now that I am playin on the computer she is happy cause she think i am not playing... she say.. that is my son"



 
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2006, 07:53:18 AM »
was that really you in those pictures you posted in the preparing for mr getbig thread?

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2006, 08:01:48 AM »
was that really you in those pictures you posted in the preparing for mr getbig thread?
Im not sure which ones your referring to ?? I posted pics of Collossus_1986 as myself to show him how bad he will be flamed on.... The pic in my avatar is my only published pic. I am hiring a photographer from Craigslist if I dont get anyone volunteering thier services for advertisment through me.
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2006, 08:07:34 AM »
lol so colossus was the beast posing in the gnc closet?

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2006, 08:20:07 AM »
hahahaha

Yea he was the monster in the GNC stock room, I wouldnt enter a Mr. Chemotherapy Contest looking like that .
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2006, 12:58:21 PM »
the last line about his mom not thinking he's playing and saying "that is my son" was priceless..LOL.....
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2006, 01:14:03 PM »
(Scene cuts to the pumping room prior to night show)

In the far right with his dad is Alexxx, doing upright rows
Jaejonna is doing push ups
Meso is doing pull overs on the ground

Meso: "I can take you"
Jaejonna: "Keep looking"
Alexxx: "Jaejonna Im trying to get pumped..."
Jaejonna: " What did you say alexxx ? What did you say? You have to be real quiet like a church"
(240 comes down dressed like a cowboy and approaches Jaejonna with a handshake)
Jaejonna "Thanks for everything"
Oliver: "Competetors ready ??!!??"
Jaejonna (looking over at Meso) "Ready to go?"
Meso "We are ready"
Alexxx " I need more oil!"
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2006, 04:43:57 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2006, 05:06:04 PM »
hahahaha

Yea he was the monster in the GNC stock room, I wouldnt enter a Mr. Chemotherapy Contest looking like that .
but yet your entering the mr.getbig, looking like what you do in your avatar?????doesnt make much sense. hahahahaha
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2006, 05:06:51 PM »
but yet your entering the mr.getbig, looking like what you do in your avatar?????doesnt make much sense. hahahahaha
ok fatboy
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2006, 05:09:08 PM »
ok fatboy
hahahaha    yes, i have more fat tthan you...but by the looks of it i also have over 80 lbs of muscle, little man!!! ahahahah fuckin swimmer homo!!!
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2006, 05:12:50 PM »
You got me Canidate, your the better man ::)
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2006, 05:16:50 PM »
You got me Canidate, your the better man ::)
actually, even in my worst picture....yes i do. and i know that yours is far more recent...so youve got no excuse to say that your bigger now. hahaha   ethiopian biittcchh
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig (cont.)
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2006, 05:17:43 PM »
Backstage at mr. Getbig competition, reporter walks in.

240: Alexxx who do you believe to be your greatest competition for the show?

Alexxx: Competition?

240: Are you scared that somebody might take away your title?

Alexxx: If I had competition I wouldn't be able to sleep. But I sleep like a baby. ;)

240: what do you think about your apprentice Jonna?

Alexxx: Jonna is good but he is a child.

Meso walks in the room butt naked "I'm ready guys!" gibber started rubbing him down with motor oil while reciting the words to big fat white girls shake that ass!

just push some weight!