Funny stuff at 6th grade football practice!!!!!!!

[sarcasm]

what is it about middle aged dads and football practice, i go to pick up my girlfriends son from football practice and i see this dude probably 45 years old 5'10" 175lbs. with maybe 13 and a half inch arms wearing a polo shirt and slacks standing with imaginary lat syndrome and he's talking to another parent with this real macho tone  and he says, "yeah Butkus was the best linebacker of all time, one time i was at a game and i saw him tacle this big fullback and then while he's on the ground he goes like this" then he proceeds to flex his absolutely massive arm and point at the bicep, hahahaha, i could hardly contain my laughter, then later he says to his son, "they make the jerseys like that so you can show off the guns" after they had handed out jerseys to the kids.

[sarcasm]

Uncle Rico syndrome.

hahahahaha, you should have seen this clown, you would have been laughing your ass off.

[gatrainer]

another made up story from sarc

[HERACLES]

MOnster Al Bundy Syndrome- loser dads

[sarcasm]

another made up story from sarc

i know, it's because i'm trying soooo hard to impress you, "gattrainer".

[gatrainer]

you know you have already impressed me,,,thats why I always wonder why you make these things up!

[240 is Back]

MOnster Al Bundy Syndrome- loser dads

FOUR TOUCHDOWNS!!

IN ONE GAME!!!

[nzmusclemonster]

what is it about middle aged dads and football practice, i go to pick up my girlfriends son from football practice and i see this dude probably 45 years old 5'10" 175lbs. with maybe 13 and a half inch arms wearing a polo shirt and slacks standing with imaginary lat syndrome and he's talking to another parent with this real macho tone  and he says, "yeah Butkus was the best linebacker of all time, one time i was at a game and i saw him tacle this big fullback and then while he's on the ground he goes like this" then he proceeds to flex his absolutely massive arm and point at the bicep, hahahaha, i could hardly contain my laughter, then later he says to his son, "they make the jerseys like that so you can show off the guns" after they had handed out jerseys to the kids.

Monster illegitimate father syndrome

[ATHEIST]

another made up story from sarc

one of many.

[sarcasm]

Monster illegitimate father syndrome

you should know all about that after your "father" refused to claim you when he saw your p.ussy in the baby nursery and the nurse said, "no, that's a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very very, very small penis".

[nzmusclemonster]

you should know all about that after your "father" refused to claim you when he saw your p.ussy in the baby nursery and the nurse said, "no, that's a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very very, very small penis".

Right on "stud". Keep on hitting the used goods bad boy.