hahah, yes dan. I think lardhomogayass is petitioning to take the place of Pluto as a planet.
During the ESPN broadcast of the Mr Olympia, there was an interview of Jim Quinn in which he claimed that Billy Smith measured the bodyfat levels, IQ and penis size of Lord Homogayass. Jim then went on to say that Lord H, with his measurements of 120 % bodyfatlevels, Zero IQ and negative 6" penis length (Vagina) was the only fatfuck in history to ever achieve these disgusting figures.
It is also interesting to note that while the current world record for most cocks sucked belong to Bluto, according to rumours, if Lord H was to put his foot down and make his numbers official, it would put Bluto's record to shame. Lord H attributes a lot of this to drinking semen in large quantities everyday, starting from a very young age. True story.