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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2006, 08:52:58 AM »
Are you trying to say when lordimwaytofat puts on a black xxxxxxxxlarge sweater it looks like a mooner eclipse.

hahah, yes dan.  I think lardhomogayass is petitioning to take the place of Pluto as a planet.

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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2006, 09:08:43 AM »
hahah, yes dan.  I think lardhomogayass is petitioning to take the place of Pluto as a planet.

During the ESPN broadcast of the Mr Olympia, there was an interview of Jim Quinn in which he claimed that Billy Smith measured the bodyfat levels, IQ and penis size of Lord Homogayass. Jim then went on to say that Lord H, with his measurements of 120 % bodyfatlevels, Zero IQ and negative 6" penis length (Vagina) was the only fatfuck in history to ever achieve these disgusting figures.

It is also interesting to note that while the current world record for most cocks sucked belong to Bluto, according to  rumours, if Lord H was to put his foot down and make his numbers official, it would put Bluto's record to shame. Lord H attributes a lot of this to drinking semen in large quantities everyday, starting from a very young age. True story.

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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2006, 09:10:39 AM »
Who is changing posts here? bunch o' nazis.  :P

Obviously...someone who is very fat

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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2006, 09:11:09 AM »
During the ESPN broadcast of the Mr Olympia, there was an interview of Jim Quinn in which he claimed that Billy Smith measured the bodyfat levels, IQ and penis size of Lord Homogayass. Jim then went on to say that Lord H, with his measurements of 120 % bodyfatlevels, Zero IQ and negative 6" penis length (Vagina) was the only fatfuck in history to ever achieve these disgusting figures.

It is also interesting to note that while the current world record for most cocks sucked belong to Bluto, according to  rumours, if Lord H was to put his foot down and make his numbers official, it would put Bluto's record to shame. Lord H attributes a lot of this to drinking semen in large quantities everyday, starting from a very young age. True story.

If Jim Quin confirmed it, then it's true.

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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2006, 09:12:37 AM »
Obviously...someone who is very fat

Leave Onlyme out of this >:(


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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2006, 09:14:18 AM »
During the ESPN broadcast of the Mr Olympia, there was an interview of Jim Quinn in which he claimed that Billy Smith measured the bodyfat levels, IQ and penis size of Lord Homogayass. Jim then went on to say that Lord H, with his measurements of 120 % bodyfatlevels, Zero IQ and negative 6" penis length (Vagina) was the only fatfuck in history to ever achieve these disgusting figures.

It is also interesting to note that while the current world record for most cocks sucked belong to Bluto, according to  rumours, if Lord H was to put his foot down and make his numbers official, it would put Bluto's record to shame. Lord H attributes a lot of this to drinking semen in large quantities everyday, starting from a very young age. True story.

Im suprised you could pry your eyes away from the life time network. Im sure if any show involves cock you and the rest of the queefs huddle around the TV together
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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2006, 09:15:30 AM »
Obviously...someone who is very fat

yeah fat people are even worse than nazis.

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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2006, 09:15:42 AM »
Cummswappas mother is so fat she has her own moons
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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2006, 09:17:34 AM »
Im suprised you could pry your eyes away from the life time network. Im sure if any show involves cock you and the rest of the queefs huddle around the TV together

Well if you could pry your eyes off the cooking channel where you beat off to things like chocolate mousse, apple pie etc etc, all the while imagining those delicacies to have a special sauce (your dad's ball gravy), then anything's possible.

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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2006, 09:20:22 AM »
Im suprised you could pry your eyes away from the life time network. Im sure if any show involves cock you and the rest of the queefs huddle around the TV together
we tried to get you to watch it with us but couldnt get you out of the kitchen....seem you were to busy eating peanutbutter sandwiches and being breastfed by your beautiful mom

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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2006, 09:22:21 AM »
we tried to get you to watch it with us but couldnt get you out of the kitchen....seem you were to busy eating peanutbutter sandwiches and being breastfed by your beautiful mom

Hahahahaha yes GT. Lord homogayass is just upset because he learnt only recently that his equally fat f*ck of a father showing him how to pee by sitting down and doing it like a girl back when he was just a boy, isn't what passes as normal in society for a male.

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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2006, 10:43:39 AM »
HAHAHAHAHA fat people shove skinny people around
And they eat them too!

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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2006, 10:51:18 AM »
"Lard homogayass"
The name of the year!

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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2006, 10:53:00 AM »
Fat people don't push anybody around. They are weak and lazy and morally deficient.
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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #39 on: August 25, 2006, 10:54:28 AM »
Hahahahaha yes GT. Lord homogayass is just upset because he learnt only recently that his equally fat f*ck of a father showing him how to pee by sitting down and doing it like a girl back when he was just a boy, isn't what passes as normal in society for a male.
hahahahahahaha.
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Re: FAT PEOPLE RULE
« Reply #40 on: August 25, 2006, 10:59:15 AM »
hahahahahahaha.
lord homoass has to tie a string to the head of his penis so he can pull it out from under all his fat in order to get a blowjob from his other HUSKY ;) friends.
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