Daily annoying things at your gym

[swilkins1984]

   Mega poundage!

[bigfisk]

and this...there is at least on fag in every gym with this homo-dew:

F*ck will I ever be happy when this fade dies.

When I see it I just think "get some testies and go for the full mohawk" but those are idiotic as well.

[Croatch]

Elemtary?

Self owning!
Elementary School 101

[dorkeroo]

Self owning!
Elementary School 101

You've a good sense of humour man. lol 

[Croatch]

You've a good sense of humour man. lol 

Humor, no U.

[dorkeroo]

Humor, no U.

I am in Canada eh? We add those things to some words up here. 

[bigfisk]

I am in Canada eh? We add those things to some words up here.   

quiet you hoser, your giving too much away eh?

[dorkeroo]

quiet you hoser, your giving too much away eh?

Sorry eh? I will be more careful in the future eh?

[Croatch]

I love the group of guys who are mid 30's juicing for "the next big show", looking less than average, slamming weights, and thinking it's an accomplishment because they compete.  Meanwhile, after their cycle is done, they look like someone who has been lifting for 3 months.  These people need a reality check.

[LyricTenor]

Today I was supersetting dumbell curls and overhead dumbell press.  The bench I was using happened to be about 4 or 5 feet away from the smith machine which at that time had no weights on it.  A guy came up and asked.... are you using this? pointing to the smith machine.  Clearly im hovering over 2 sets of dumbells and he asks if I am using the smith machine?  I guess he was just trying to be polite but it just didnt make any sense. 

I've also noticed the shrug craze.  But they use incredibly light weight.  My traps arent the biggest but I know 45's basically do jack shit on anyone with at least a week of weight training experience.

[THEBERG]

People who sound like gorillas when they lift weights.  I remember this one dude doing some tricep presses w/ dumbells and he sounded like a goddamn gorilla having a baby.  It annoyed the shit out of me.

i was training a mate of mien one nite who is a lead singer and a death metal band and we both heard this guy grunting lound and my mate said "i want that guy for vocals in my band", it was so funny and this guy who was grunting is ok strenth wise bit nothing super impressive.

[SPINZ]

I love the guy who moves around equipment to jump rope....and then does one set of flat bench and then goes and hits the stairstepper.....I've seen this guy in a couple gyms throughout the lower 48

[bigfisk]

this dude has the worst BO. If he walks by during a heavy set it is game over, end of set.