President George W. Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little good press.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why do you kiss Jesse Jackson's & Al Sharpton's ass? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are you letting illegal immigrants invade our country like a swarm of locusts?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. President Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why do you kiss Jesse Jackson's & Al Sharpton's ass? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are you letting illegal immigrants invade our country like a swarm of locusts? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
