Bob: Welcome to the2006 Mr. Olympia Press Conference. Let’s kick off with questions from the audience.
Audience Member 1: Ronnie, why are you wearing your shades indoors?
Ronnie: DA LITE OB JEESUS IS EVRY WEAR, AND IS VARY BRITE...........GOTS TO PROTEKT MY ICE......
Audience Member 2: Ronnie, do you think it’s your destiny to become the greatest Mister Olympia ever?
Ronnie: win i wus a liddel boay, jeesus cum to mee an sey, "ronnie, yalls gonna bee da twenee tyme mista oleempeea, becos da judges is blined."
Sooo, it is ma desteeknee to bee da champeean ob da badeebildas.......
Audience Member 3: This question is for Gustavo......Gustavo, are you in this country illegally?
Gustavo: eye sory, wat is da ques-chon?
Audience Member 3: Do you have a green card?
Gustavo: jez, eye driva-grin-carr. is nachural grin collar.......mayd in detroyt, wit lotts off harde worke.....
Audience Member 4: Hi, my name is Earl, and I am a huuuuuugggggge fan of bodybuilding, which is totally a sport.....by-the-way.....and I was just wondering....could you guys sell me your trunks? After your competition of course.......
Bob chick: Next (Earl, see me after the show
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Audience Member 5: This questions is for Victor or Dennis james.........not sure which one will be able to help me out....do either of you guys have any....weed, pot, reefer, grass, cheeba, bone, leaf, nugs, fuzzies, midis, buds, hash, ganja, or Ecstasy, Extasy, E, X, XTC, Adam? How about coke, Charlie, snow.......
Bob Chick: Btw, I just want to remind folks that I'll be starring in an upcoming episode of CSI....I'll be playing the role of big, dumb, drug dealer #3.......thank you!
Audience Member 6: Gustavo……..I was wondering, I’ve read in your MD column that you don’t like gays, because they request nude pics and such from you?
Gustavo: Jew no, eye bee a profeshownal assthleet, and eye luv da gays peepel…..no harde feelens. Matter fakt, I poss fore jew rite now…….
Audience Member 7: My question is for the oompa loompa……I mean, Dave Henry…….what’s it like to walk around sniffing everybody’s jock, due to your short stature? Is that why you’re such a grouch?
Bob: Who cares? I just wanna let everybody know that I’ll be featured in an upcoming episode of “Dancing with the Stars”. I’ll be the big guy in a thong, dancing in a cage in the background……thanks for coming folks!
