93 Flex

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1993 Flex has officially passed into our time stream.  He will shortly start to post on the MD boards.  It was a rough trip for him through the TUBES (he says time travel is more like A MARIO BROS WARP ZONE than SG-1, ytmnd saftey not required or Back to the Future) because of his low BF. 



Apparently shortly before his non-linear time prgoression he had a Body Fat skin Caliper test taken.  The Test was administered by Billy Smith at Gold's Venice.  Billy measured Flex at 4 sites and found NO measureable body fat.  This was the lowest reading that had ever been taken at that Gold's as of that time, 0.0%. 

Right now he is resting up and he will start taking questions just as soon as he can refuel on a little Wedding Cake (THE ULTIMATE FOOD), and mate 7 white virgin newlyweds.

[SWOLETRAIN]

damn thas unreal

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damn thas unreal

yes it's hard to get used to having 93 Flex Wheeler hanging around my apartment, tagging along during my workouts (he usually does a couple sets of 15lbs curls, and pec deck flys), and generally not having any bodyfat.  He is very anxious to start posting on the MD board, but they have been slow to approve his registration.  I think he wants to reach out to the low and no bodyfat youth, to serve as a positive role model for these ripped youngsters.

Would you guys like to ask him anything?

[Anal Iceman Lubeth]

Would you guys like to ask him anything?

can i have my $24 back, flex?

[figgs]

Would you guys like to ask him anything?

How do you deal with stalkers?

[benchmstr]

How do you deal with stalkers?

is there any secret to killing a ninja

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[quote author=shiftedShapes link=topic=101518.msg1455021#msg1455021   The Test was administered by Billy Smith at Gold's Venice.  Billy measured Flex at 4 sites and found NO measureable body fat.  This was the lowest reading that had ever been taken at that Gold's as of that time, 0.0%. 

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Amazing, we need more infos on this 

[bigmc]

wasn't his conditioning mentioned in a broadcast

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wasn't his conditioning mentioned in a broadcast

I believe it was the 93 Mr. Olympia Telecast.  I asked 93 Flex and He says he has no idea who the announcer was that night, he was meeting a lot of new clients backstage apparently.

Does anybody remember who the anouncer was?  I think there may be a web clip going around of it.  I haven't really explained the internet to 93 Flex yet.  Even the Flex from our timestream seems to have trouble with that one.


Let me see If I can talk to Flex now and get him to answer some of the other questions himself, so keep them coming guys.