Alternatives include:
Yeah, that's me . . . I'm the biggest narcissist you'll ever meet.
I love porn.
I love my dog.
I love porn.
I love cartoons or people who resemble cartoons.
I love boobs.
I want you to think i'm hot . . . so, no pics . . . but ambiguous messages/images that I hope enhance my desirability.
I love pornstars.
I couldn't care less.
I love Rush.
I love nuns en flagrante delicto.