Aaaah, muzzies... this one takes the biscuit:
Muslim jailed for killing British queen's swan to break Ramadan fast
http://metimes.com/storyview.php?StoryID=20061123-063919-1824rAll mute swans in Britain belong to the sovereign, Queen Elizabeth II, an historical quirk dating from the twelfth century.
When challenged by police, Miah said: "I am a Muslim, I am fasting, I needed to eat."
Llandudno Magistrates Court heard that
Miah had blood on his shirt and white feathers in his beard.
Prosecutor Jim Neary said: "When interviewed he said, 'I was hungry, I had to eat the swan so I killed it, I stabbed it. I did nothing wrong, it was just a bird, I needed to eat'."
"The officers told him the swan was the property of the queen and he replied,
'I hate the queen, I hate this country'."